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To be "Tweeked" out on cocaine. The place you want to be when doing coke.
That last line set me off man; I'm skeeted!
skeeted by sinn0304 September 8, 2006

weed it and skeet 

A different version of "read it and weep", when someone gets high and busts a but.
Guy: "Oh snap, how did you just hit a royal flush after being so fucked up?"
Dude: "You can't handle this bro, read it and weep!"

Guy: "I'm over this gambling, I'm bout to go back to the room where I can weed it and skeet!"
Dude: "I may have won this hang, but sounds like you're gonna be rolling and choking it with your hand..."
Guy: "Whatevs..."
weed it and skeet by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

take a spin in the sheets 

To have sex. Especially (though not necessarily) with someone else.
hey baby, how's about you put down that little vibrator so we can go take a spin in the sheets?
take a spin in the sheets by vuck January 31, 2010

skeesa head 

A skeesa head is any kind of whorish woman. Preferably one that sucks alot of cock.Also known as a skeeser.
Man that girl is a skeesa head.
skeesa head by Epsilon17 May 13, 2005

skeet skeet

1. To blow one's load. 2. To release seminal fluids from the male reproductive organ.
Roe skeet skeeted all over senora's face.
skeet skeet by Hates School May 13, 2005
created when your man juice comes out of your bitches nose
Jaynie gagged so bad when i shot my load in her gob; you should've seen the amount of skeetsnot!!!
skeetsnot by Li'l Brudder December 9, 2008