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older sister theory

the theory that states that all older sisters are hot no matter what

if some girl is ugly and then has a younger brother born
she will miraculously become hot

the older the younger sibling, and the better you know them, the more satisfactory it is to gawk at their sister
especially if the younger sibling is male

if there is a not hot older sister:
1-they have a penis
2-they have a disorder
3-they are bangable at the very least
4-they do not really have younger siblings
5-you are living a lie
guy1-i bet your sister is hot
guy2-how would you know?
guy3-older sister theory, duh.
guy1-id love to watch her in a porno
guy3-rule 34 man
guy2-i assure you there is no porn of my sister
guy1-rule 35
guy2-blasts
by handsomevirgil January 16, 2010
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Panda Sister

A term used between two women who have slept with the same guy.

While two men who have slept with the same woman are considered "eskimo brothers," two women who have slept with the same guy are known as "panda sisters."
Maria, don't look now but Brian just walked in with Beth. Looks like somebody got a new panda sister.
by R0LLeR September 1, 2010
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sister-kisser

In a game a very close tie. A hard fought game that ends in a tie.
The Redskins and the Rams had an up-down game and it ended 27-27 in a real sister-kisser!
by Anothe Radult September 22, 2007
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Sister

The daughter of your parents... more commonly known as your lover
1. My sister is a bitch
2. Man I love my sister so much we are getting married next week.
by Masonw070204 May 11, 2019
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lead singer of LINKIN PARK

Chester Bennington, nicknamed Chaz, Chazzy B etc. Has an amazing voice in which you can hear 3 notes at once and is the sexiest guy in rock!
OMG have you seen this pic of Chester!! He's so unbelievably HOT!
by The Exorcist March 19, 2005
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Divine sister

a weird group that has weird spider things **also people asking for blow jobs**
Girl 1: hey have you heard about divine sister?

spider:kdoonf 2iufnmu2iewa
by whyamibornmother October 11, 2020
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