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Simur

The receding virgin, Spends his life in his room masturbating over chaturbate
Simur the receding virgin
by Alpha as fuck November 22, 2021
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Simula

1. A computer programming language
2. Shortened version of Simulacrum, a robot with a deceased humans mind from Titanfall/Apex legends.
1. Simula is an old programming language
2. Ash is a Simula.
by Simula November 23, 2021
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simu

simu is a really cool guy
who is simu? A super cool guy👍🏻
by hottie :P November 24, 2021
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Simu

Simu is a name only given to very handsome, confident and funny men with huge hearts and a generously sized penis.

Men named Simu are known to he romantic and unpredictable in their love lives with a very fluid sexuality.

Simu is a proud man who isn't afraid of confrontation but will only resort to a fight if absolutely necessary, he would prefer to solve conflicts with his intelligence and not his fists.

Simu is a family man who has great respect for his elders, especially his parents, he can be a mamma's boy but not in a creepy or unsettling way.

Simu is the perfect man, he embraces his flaws and continues to strive to be the best version of himself.
Simu is going to be my future husband because my love for him is too strong!
by Thewitchofknowledge November 24, 2021
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Simu

A great person. Law of attraction does work on him. He dreamt of an Asian Superhero now he is Shang-Chi. HE IS LITERALLY A BALL OF SUNSHINE LEAVE THIS MAN ALONE
by mcurocks November 24, 2021
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simulationship

When two people act like a couple and pretend they love each other, using each other as a placeholder until they meet their true love. Usually there are no problems and both sides acknowledge it.
A: Do you want to get married to him?
B: No, were just in a simulationship. It's like an exclusive emotional open relationship ;)
by Eukie54 December 6, 2021
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Šimun

Šimun is a person that had a 14 inch penis in his ass, but his actual penis lenght is 2 centimeters
Ivana: did you see that guy?
Claire: yeah that is Šimun
by IvanBanana69 March 18, 2022
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