simu

Simu is known for having a abnormally large penis.
Ladies are his favorite companions.

Wow! Simu has a huge cock dont you think!

simu by Alosaiwma July 20, 2016

Simu

Simu is known for having an abnormally large anime collection. Shrimp crackers and boba are his favorite companions.

Wow! Simu is a boba expert don’t you think?!

Simu by Springray93 November 24, 2021

Simu

finest man ever. have big muscle with big fat ass. very humble and friendly

girl 1 : look at him
girl 2 : damn he's fucking hot
girl 3 : simu it's just so hot

Simu by simpforsimuliu November 24, 2021

simu

simu is a really cool guy

who is simu? A super cool guy👍🏻

simu by hottie :P November 24, 2021

Simu

Simu is a name only given to very handsome, confident and funny men with huge hearts and a generously sized penis.

Men named Simu are known to he romantic and unpredictable in their love lives with a very fluid sexuality.

Simu is a proud man who isn't afraid of confrontation but will only resort to a fight if absolutely necessary, he would prefer to solve conflicts with his intelligence and not his fists.

Simu is a family man who has great respect for his elders, especially his parents, he can be a mamma's boy but not in a creepy or unsettling way.

Simu is the perfect man, he embraces his flaws and continues to strive to be the best version of himself.

Simu is going to be my future husband because my love for him is too strong!

Simu by Thewitchofknowledge November 24, 2021

Simu

A great person. Law of attraction does work on him. He dreamt of an Asian Superhero now he is Shang-Chi. HE IS LITERALLY A BALL OF SUNSHINE LEAVE THIS MAN ALONE

Simu Liu, u can f my brains out

Simu by mcurocks November 24, 2021

simu-rip 

Simu-rip: The "all too realistic" miming of bong rips. Almost presents the idea that the simu-ripper has "smoked themselves retarded" A good simu-rip will involve a comfy seat, an invisible bong, an invisible lighter (complete with hand motions) several "air-tubes" and a cough or two. The simu-rip is not quite as common as the "invisi-joint" but equally effective...

The simu-rip can only be portrayed accurately by the experienced pot smoker.

simu-rip by Banannah-Rama April 15, 2008