Simu is a name only given to very handsome, confident and funny men with huge hearts and a generously sized penis.

Men named Simu are known to he romantic and unpredictable in their love lives with a very fluid sexuality.

Simu is a proud man who isn't afraid of confrontation but will only resort to a fight if absolutely necessary, he would prefer to solve conflicts with his intelligence and not his fists.

Simu is a family man who has great respect for his elders, especially his parents, he can be a mamma's boy but not in a creepy or unsettling way.

Simu is the perfect man, he embraces his flaws and continues to strive to be the best version of himself.

Simu is going to be my future husband because my love for him is too strong!

Simu by Thewitchofknowledge November 24, 2021

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Simu

A great person. Law of attraction does work on him. He dreamt of an Asian Superhero now he is Shang-Chi. HE IS LITERALLY A BALL OF SUNSHINE LEAVE THIS MAN ALONE

Simu Liu, u can f my brains out

Simu by mcurocks November 24, 2021

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simu-rip

Simu-rip: The "all too realistic" miming of bong rips. Almost presents the idea that the simu-ripper has "smoked themselves retarded" A good simu-rip will involve a comfy seat, an invisible bong, an invisible lighter (complete with hand motions) several "air-tubes" and a cough or two. The simu-rip is not quite as common as the "invisi-joint" but equally effective...

The simu-rip can only be portrayed accurately by the experienced pot smoker.

simu-rip by Banannah-Rama April 15, 2008

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