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silent bruise 

A bruise that you can't see but you can feel and it hurts
Don't touch me there that's my silent bruise
silent bruise by mary bleh November 11, 2013

silent insult 

To offend someone without directly insulting them.
You think your sly with your silent insults

silent roommate 

Marijuana grown in one's house as a means of paying rent, utilities and other bills.
Ian: Hey Randy, you do you afford rent when you don't have a job?
Randy: Easy man, converted my spare bedroom into a grow room. The Silent Roommate pays for it all...

silent slippers 

A fart that comes out of your ass that you didn't mean to intentionally let that is extremely quiet. "Like slippers on a floor".
I was in a meeting at work when I suddenly felt a grumble in my stomach, I couldn't up and leave at that momemt; however, some silent slippers popped out of me like a squeezed balloon.
silent slippers by Simplyme200099 October 4, 2015

silent roasting 

Roasting between you and another person with no audience to witness.
My Silent roasting is on point, are you sure you want this?
silent roasting by DamnedB March 23, 2016

Silent fartner 

When someone else farts, to deliberately let go of a silent but nasty one under the other's name.
Dude, that's not my smell! You're not trying to be my silent fartner, are you?
Silent fartner by qejiem September 7, 2016