bus shuffle

When you are on a bus and it slows down or speeds up and you suddenly do a shuffle to stop your self from flying to the front/back of the bus

Today I had a major bus shuffle and almost crashed into someone

by Megan smith March 26, 2015

shuffle punk'd

The phenomenon in which one thinks their iPod is not on shuffle (when, in fact, it is) because multiple songs from the same artist are played in sequence.

Steve: Hmm, that's odd. I thought my iPod was on shuffle, but I just heard 15 Beatles songs in a row... *Checks iPod*
...Wait a minute, it is on shuffle.

Mo: You just got shuffle punk'd!

by Mo's Friend Steve October 26, 2010

schedule shuffle

The act of not attending any classes until the last available date to change classes for the semester, and then dropping all previous classes and adding new ones in order to be able to tell your professor, "I just added this class yesterday" and avoid being accountable for the quickly accumulating absences.

Marcin missed the first two weeks of the semester so he did the schedule shuffle to avoid awkward conversations with disrespected teachers and avoid absence penalties.

by Robbie Robinho Robinski March 3, 2012

European shuffle

the act of leaving a relationship to go to Europe and sleep around. then coming home, and getting back with the ex.

C got European shuffled when A went off to Europe. A broke up with C before she went to Europe. She slept with a few European men, only to come home and get back with C.

by kakkam January 20, 2011

nippy shuffle

1. a slow, tiring, and forced stride usually accompanying those of a "nippy-like" nature. See Also: Nippy

2. a type of slow walk that results from engorging on pizza, italian, queso, or burgers.

Hurry up Chris, your doing the fucking Nippy Shuffle.

Christ Ed, too much to eat tonite at Chili's; looks like its the Nippy SHuffle tonite.

by ez February 8, 2005

Beijing Shuffle

Bringing ‘merch’ or goods that is related to a theme park inside the said theme park, to trick your kids or other people to think you bought those goods from the highly expensive theme park souvenir or merchandise stores.

Before we went to Disneyland, I bought Mickey Mouse toys from the mall and stuff it in my backpack to do the Beijing Shuffle to my kids and save me a whole lot of kaching.

by Jackielai March 31, 2023

Kemper-shuffle

The movement and motion preformed when a drug addict becomes overly excited or stimulated by fuckery.

Kemper-shuffle. The movement and motion preformed when a drug addict becomes overly excited or stimulated by fuckery.

Look at mike. He's so high and tweaking, he's doing the kemper shuffle. " An imbred man in clark county that has overindulge on drugs."

by Joe Lauren April 30, 2021