Madison Schroeder

Noun: A true diva. A girl who knows who she is and doesn't care what others think of her. She is kind, funny, and beautiful girl. She has a closet that all girls should envy. Stick around her and you'll have a fun time no matter what.

Verb: the act of being a complete bad-ass.

Yeah, she's a definite Madison Schroeder

by Madisonismybff April 29, 2011

blue shoe

Someone who really tries to accomplishes something, but is just confused. They almost reach their goal but in reality they just end up fucking it up. Its a nice way of saying, "fuck up".

The origin came from some guy who really fucked up at something and they always wore blue shoes.

Congrats this year's blue shoe award goes to you! You almost had it but you fucked up!

by wshwzrd05 April 5, 2011

shoe shiner

1. The action of pleasuring a woman with your foot.

2. A man/woman who polishes your boots

I gave my shoe shiner a shoe shiner.

by nyehehe January 13, 2011

shoe knobber

one who gets turned on by sticking their knob in a shoe

get your wanger outta my nike you shoe knobber

by antra July 19, 2006

Shoe-barus

Ones personal feet vehicles

Man # 1 Dude stop your bitchin and just take your shoe-barus I am not lending you my car.

by weebonilicious July 28, 2009

Shoe shine cowboy

A homosexual

Adam Hooker spent the night with Balham's most agressive Shoe shine cowboy.

by Kalamazoo007 March 2, 2011

Schroedinger's Bitch

A girl and love-interest that leaves you clueless about your situation together, thus forcing you to state your opinion on it.

YourMainDude: Hey, there's Jessica.
You: Yeah, I've seen her.
YourMainDude: Man, what's your situation with her by the way? You two tight?
You: Dude, she's totally Schroedinger's Bitch.
YourMainDude: Aww man, that's tough.

by GregManson June 29, 2015