shocker your life

knowing the outcome of something or an issue.
shocker your life, black people would be eating FRIED CHICKEN!
by bryan, chelsea, carrie July 23, 2008
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Thorn shocker

A derivative of the shocker wherein the person performing the shocking crosses the index and middle finger as well as the ring and pinkie finger, creating two awkwardly twisted and "thorny" shocking apparatuses.
The reverse shocker wasn't quite satisfactory to m'lady, thus I resorted to the thorn shocker.
by Shockerific February 06, 2009
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Oyster Shocker

After unleashing a hellacious load inside her vagina you proceed to finger blast that load even deeper.
Tom felt he didn’t get his load deep enough so he hit her with an oyster shocker!
by BigPine007 December 10, 2019
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shockerized

the past tense of being given/giving the shocker.
For the first time last night, I was officially shockerized.

Dude, I totally wanted to see her face expressions, and I shockerized her!
by phoenixblack July 21, 2009
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shawano shocker

Gave that whore the shawano shocker last night, which lead to anal.
by Billy big rigger January 20, 2018
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Cowboy Shocker

When you grab your balls and stick your thumb in your butt.
Shelly loves giving her man a cowboy shocker!!!
by Cowboy Shocker December 25, 2019
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Cowboy Shocker

When you grab your balls and stick your finger in your butt
Shelly loves giving her man a cowboy shocker!!!
by Cowboy Shocker December 25, 2019
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