stick shift

Catching "yourself" on any inanimate object.

"I just got stick shifted by my bike."

by Steven April 5, 2004

Paradigm Shift

Nintendo's attempt to revolutionize and change the way of gaming as we see it.

The Revolution and Evolution are both part of the paradigm shift.

by Nam January 19, 2005

Double Shift

During a threesome, when you receive a blowjob and rimjob (getting your rectum licked) at the same time.

The term "double shift" is derived from work shifts; as you receive two jobs, you are working a double shift.

Can also be used in past tense and as a verb; I got double shifted last night. Or I love double shifting you.

Mike: Hey V, what happened with you and those two girls yesterday, Genoush and Vartuhi?

V: Bro, everything was going good, I was making tolma with them in the kitchen then they randomly took off my pants. Genoush sucked my dick and Vartuhi ate my asshole. It was weird man.

Mike: Oh, your so lucky, you just got a double shifted.

by Stairway2hell June 14, 2014

reality shifting

Lucid dreaming by writing a script.

Person A : " Yesterday I was reality shifting"

Person B: " That's called Lucid dreaming "

by Art thous madre April 11, 2021

green shift

The phenomenon of a person becoming more attractive by dint of their wealth. Most commonly used to refer to this phenomenon in someone who is otherwise unattractive for other reasons.

"How does John always get women? He's a fatso, smells bad and treats everyone like shit!" "He throws his money around. It's just green shift."

by xrelaht June 3, 2013

D-SHIFT

The art of screwing over the next shift. The equivalent of leaving a big turd on the floor for someone else to clean up

I came into work on our last day just to find out I got the d-shift

by mrpalermo January 3, 2019

Shift change

Shift change is when someone switches up to a cop, or changes shift when working, someone who snitches and breaks loyalty or when a nigga gay in jail and tells his gf at home it's shift change.

Well shift change!

Time to fuck shit up.

by Somewhereovertherainbowbruh April 16, 2021