Turbulent Helicopter

While on an aircraft attending the bathroom, the aircraft hits extreme turbulence while you are in mid-stream. This results in you automatically putting your hands out to stop you from slamming wall to wall in the bathroom. After the turbulence has stopped, you realize you have pissed all over the bathroom and leave in shame.

Ohh man I just experienced a Turbulent Helicopter. It was bad mate, I almost drowned!

by Youwishyouwerentme March 18, 2014

helicoptering

To swing ones breasts in a circular motion similar to a helicopter. If a high enough swinging motion is achieved it is possible to experience flight. WARNING helcoptering may result in saggy boobs

she was helicoptering so much last night she took off

by Helicopt May 27, 2008

Attack helicopter

People who identify as a attack helicopter.

These people are misogynists, have diaper kinks, think about getting vored all the time, and call children lolis

Guy 1: “I identify as a attack helicopter 😂😂😂”

Guy 2: “ew get away you weirdo”

Guy 1: “huh? Why?”

Guy 2: “because you have a diaper kink you nasty ass bitch.”

by Prank ‘em John May 18, 2021

Helicopter

When you are doing a girl doggie style, and you stand up in the middle while your still in her and you spin her in circles and pull out causing her to hit the wall and pass out.

Dude, mark mallet and frankie were upstairs and i heard thunk, i think they did the Helicopter.

by Betsy Jo Shnooks September 22, 2006

helicopter vomit

When a biligerent fat ass with no friends gets smashed and throws up, rotating in a circle to cover every inch in vomit. This person usually is uninvited and unwanted, and must be overwieght to be able to produce the amount of vomit to cover the perimiter of the party.

"Man that cow helicopter vomited all over the ceiling, it even got on my shoes!"

by Deano the Beano August 12, 2008

Helicopter Dick

Abhorrent pelvic gyrations performed by human males causing their flacid penis to flail about in a most uncomplementary manner; typically performed in the presence of a human female in a misguided attempt to impress her during the mating ritual.

Mary had considered "going all the way" with Bob until she witnessed the horror of him performing the Helicopter Dick, at which point she suddenly lost any and all sexual desire.

by TexasUnicorn December 11, 2017

helicopter

A sex game that takes place at a party, and requires a table and chairs. A round table is preferred for this game (hey, it's called "helicopter"), but any table can work. Three or more guys sit at the table, with their dicks hanging out. One slutty girl gets under the table. (Yes, that's exactly where it's going.) She has to give oral sex to every guy. When one guy "finishes", she has to move on to the next one, until everyone has been serviced. Meanwhile, the guys can play cards, watch TV, or just sit and smile.

During the poker night we were having, this slut from school came over. We played helicopter with her for over an hour.

by Helicopter Pilot October 16, 2007