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Krispy Kreme Sheets

Bed sheets covered in vicious ejaculate
Tristan has Krispy kreme sheets on his bed that are not geographal.
by Nigmasterbottomboi May 20, 2016
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Courtesy 2-sheeter

Strategically laying down 2 sheets of toilet paper (in the toilet) before you off-load a big dump. This can be use to appease your significant other, or show respect while using a host's restroom.
"Honey, you need to get in here and clean this toilet before my friends show up. It looks like a truck stop in here"

- should have hit it with a "courtesy 2-sheeter"

Or

"I could have stopped eating chipotle, but it was easier to implement the 'courtesy 2-sheeter' instead."
by DGPH June 10, 2017
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Put Clouds on Blue Sheets

The act of cumming on a blue bed sheet, blanket, etc.
Guy: Shit, I just put clouds on blue sheets, my moms gonna fuck me in the ass now
by Fluff_Sucker_69 June 9, 2018
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Ringing the sheets

Being stressed out to the point of sweating or generally manifesting physical symptoms.
I’m ringing the sheets rn..life is rough dude.
by Kaianna February 8, 2019
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i love sheetz

I love sheetz is getting fucked in the ass by a huge brolic black dude.
"I love sheetz every weekend by shawn
by FORTNITE player 445 February 15, 2021
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Ruffling in the sheets

When your very tired from partying the night before with a friend who is an avid runner and has more energy than a uranium fuel rod and he calls you because you missed your 0600 showtime for a 5 mile run.
Phone rings “ring ring ring, dude in bed answers- Hello? Caller says in a dubious voice- “Hey what you doing man? Dude in bed responds, “Duuude, I’m ruffling in the sheets man”. Ruffling in the sheets? WTH does that mean? I’m half way between being ready and going back to bed which is better than being in bed and not being ready!
by anonymous May 8, 2022
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hotdog tornado shelter

When she (or he) gives you that absolute tornado sloppy toppy while your wearing a chastity cage.
Bro, my gf gave me a hotdog tornado shelter last night! It was high key rad af.
by DankVaselineDaddy October 20, 2022
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