Snuggie Shuffle

The awkward dance that occurs while wearing a Snuggie. This is generally characterized by awkward walking, close to a shuffling motion, in which you are trying not step and fall like a complete idiot. It is also characterized by the occasional stopping to fix said snuggie from falling and making your Snuggie shuffle all the more awkward looking

Rita: Do you see Jack in his new Snuggie? Why is he walking like that?

Janet: Oh that? That's nothing. Jack is just doing the Snuggie Shuffle, because the novelty of wearing a Snuggie hasn't worn off yet.

by snuggieshuffler December 25, 2010

palm coast shuffle

First, poop on every piece of furniture you own.
Second, let it marinate for 3-4 weeks.
When fully basted, switch around all the furniture, turn the lights off, turn them back on, and then buy new furniture.

City Furniture is having a big sale, I need new furniture because Tommy did the palm coast shuffle at my house.

by snoopdoggg August 26, 2007

Rhode Island Shuffle

When an impatient motorist inches out of a side street or parking lot, in an attempt to take a left onto a main road, and blocks off all traffic coming from his left until finally someone coming from his right feels bad enough for the blocked off lane to let this douchebag in.

"So I was driving down 1A in Pawtucket, and this asshole does the Rhode Island Shuffle right in front of me to try to get out of Papa Johns!"

by Lauren O'Jea January 25, 2008

Shufflefaith

When you need insight into something and decide to trust the shuffle feature on your iPod/mp3 player/CD player.

"Should I ask Lily to the prom?"
"Have shufflefaith, man."
"The first song is 'Murder Mystery' by Scouting for Girls."
"Well, there you go."

by MaybePacemakerRadarFadeout July 10, 2009

Shufflefucked

When your Ipod Shuffle selects a block of music that you just don't want to listen to.

Sukhdeep really wanted a variety of heavy metal and hip-hop to get him pumped at the Gym. Instead he got shufflefucked with Bollywood show tunes.

by Ben of Earth February 24, 2011

Shuffle Fail

When you put your iPod (or some other type of mp3) on shuffle, and it plays some songs by the same artist at least 2 times in a row. Or if the songs start playing in Alphabetical Order after the device is put on shuffle.

I went to the party to hear some great music, but Bill's iPod had a Shuffle Fail, so everyone got tortured and had to listen to Lady Gaga for 3 hours straight. It was horrible.

by TheChampion613 June 20, 2011

Spafflete

One whom masturbates to the point they essentially become a sports personality, a pun on 'athlete'.

"Hey, haven't seen Trev for a few weeks now. What about you?"

"I saw him just last week, he's practising his jerkin' technique for the Spaffletics event next week, he's become quite the Spafflete."

by executecodered March 11, 2013