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Drunk House Sean

Drunk House Sean: This mythical being is known for his relentless pursuit of good times, fueled by copious amounts of alcohol and an occasional puff of the sacred herb. With a charismatic personality and an infectious energy, Drunk House Sean is the life of the party, captivating all with his outlandish dance moves and hilarious antics.

If you happen to encounter this rare species in your urban jungle, embrace the chaos and revel in the madness. Just remember, when in the presence of Drunk House Sean, be prepared for an unforgettable night and a hangover that will leave you questioning your life choices.
"Last night at the party, Drunk House Sean stumbled around, mistaking the kitchen for the bathroom and trying to have a conversation with a potted plant. He was the perfect embodiment of a 'drunk house Sean' – a hilarious combination of a drunk idiot, a perpetual stoner, and someone with the attention span of a goldfish!"
by Kalious September 8, 2023
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Samantha

Samantha is a person you will desire to be. Even when you aren't the best for her she makes you need and want to be. She will stare at you in real life and consistently do awkward hand movements lol. She wouldn't keep her expectations high even though she desires the best rich people money and just fun for her life. You'll see her in two ways, the shy girl in the corner of the room or completely being the party everyone was looking for. The first way is always lol. Party once a year.
"GEEZUS IS THAT SAMANTHA" " yeah bro she do be chugging a barrel of vodka"
by BOO_MB_GHOST April 2, 2021
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Sean Kingston

Widely known for 2007 hit single "Beautiful Girls" as well as being a fat, insufferable idiot.

Widely thought to be a virgin but the fact is well covered up by his manager "Mommy".
Sean Kingston: "Look at allllll them beaaaauuuuutiful girrrrls!"

Everyone Else: "Yeah, that's all very good Sean but when was the last time you saw your own penis?"
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Semantics

An argument, or a type of guarantee that the outcome of your statement can be taken in two or more ways which will benefit you in either way it’s perceived. The *careful* use of semantics can be applied to situations which allow you to be right in any reverse query. You’re basically using their own ignorance against them. See example...
“I put up an ad on craigslist and used your picture.” This could mean the person used a picture that the other party has taken of them, or they used a picture of the other party. The answer has been concealed within semantics and incomplete phrasing.
by Seanus Unaes February 26, 2018
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Samantha

A gorgeous girl that is just herself all the time. Doesn't try to impress anyone, and hates when people try to impress her. Not a snob & not a jealous person. Ever. Mess with her, you'll have other people to deal with. She's the type of person people can trust and be very close to.
Joe- "Who's the person you said you can trust?"
Jon- "Oh, Samantha."
by Juicy Couture. March 2, 2009
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Sean Kingston

A fatass wannabe rapper, that writes songs about past experiences that have no to relevance to life, describing his life as a creepy fat stalker.
Me " yoh , theres Sean Kingston "
You " at chucky cheese "
Me " yeah staring at some girl at a arcade machine "
You " thats totally going to be his next song, but he'll say he talked to her and gave him a "chance" even though he just stared at her like a creep "

*an hour later*
*turns on radio*
" Last week I was at chucky cheese and I saw you at my favourite arcade gameeeeeee, I approached you and beat you at the game because no one beats me at my favourite game because im fat, oh and you gave me a chance because I talk about that in every song I write even though the only chance I got was after I beat her at the game I went to the bathroom because I had to shit because I ate so much, and my mom gave me a blumpkin, as always " :)
by piemash March 4, 2010
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Sean Kingston

A fat Jamican Douchbag that sings ultra/hyper cheesy melodies over rehashed 50's chord progressions. He is the epitomy of walking excrement.
by Panopticon January 6, 2009
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