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MMS Salvador

MMS Salvador means to play call of duty and not reset his stats what a fuck bitch!
Jordan was fadiying Around with MMS Salvador yesterday in the locker rooms and bath tub.
by FaZe Alkas October 27, 2016
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marked zero salvation

Definition: A gunshot to the head, often the forehead. Were the bullet hole looks like a black zero. Leaving you "marked" for "life". And death becomes your salvation.
"I'm so afraid of making a 12 gauge decision, whether or not to give you a "marked zero salvation", or to give myself glock-jaw with a pink mist ending"

- Art Far Away - Mad As A Hatter (2015)

"Don't worry, they won't talk. The butcher gave them a visit earlier and he gave them a marked zero salvation"
by TeaPartyForHatter December 7, 2015
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Helmet of Salvation

A bonnet, tht protects your hair from damage and from the devil lol.
Derrick Jackson's wife : You see a bonnet, I see a helmet of salvation
by kittysucker123 June 4, 2021
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Dirty Selah

A girl with anger issues who is a slut when she's drunk even though she's ace.
The Dirty Selah got drunk and wanted to makeout with all her friends.
by Itsyaboiskinnypenis355 April 15, 2020
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Salvatore

Salvatore.

Did I scare you with this word? What came to mind when you heard it? Perhaps a certain average built teenage white boy with brown hair who wears the same jacket, solid shirt, jeans combination every day comes to mind? Let’s dive into this vision.

Salvatore plagues society as a whole, and his utter shenanigans need to be halted. To start off strong, he’s what we call a male manipulator. According to the Urban Dictionary, a male manipulator can be defined by his whiteness and music taste. Salvatore listens to Radiohead and Weezer. This is a huge problem. He turns up the volume on his spotify playlist and thinks it’s hilarious to everyone around him when they can all hear this garbage music. He does this on purpose of course.

Another reason why Sal needs to be dealt with is his delusions and lies that he forces upon others. Salvatores thinks they are just like Batman. Batman is a dark and edgy superhero who broods over his angsty thoughts, and while Sal may do this on occasion, he is a goofball for the most part. The real problem however, lies in the lies. Sal claims ridiculous tall tales that nobody actually believes Any simpleton could see past Sal’s made up stories

To conclude Salvatore is not only a mere criminal, but a genuine problem to society, and though many forces can try, none have been able to stop him.
Salvatore is a menace to society that has to be stopped.
by RoxLal February 3, 2023
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Salvador

someone being arrogant, rude, obnoxious, or just a total dickhead....
P1: "Is that Salvador?"
P2: "Yeah... he's such an ass"
P1: "He's a mean person..."
P3: "He bullied me as a kid"
P4: "He tried hurting freshman for fun
by a pineapple under the sea November 3, 2017
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Self Salvation

Saving yourself from everything, including yourself. Mostly girls need self salvation cuz they always blame themselves.
by Girugamesh October 20, 2008
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