Scrofen

When something is beyond broken with no chance of repair. It's an emphasis on just how broken/damaged it is. It's Scrofen

"Is there a chance you could fix the dishwasher"?
"I tried, all day. Forget it, it's scrofen".

by Leo LightYear March 16, 2023

Scruffle

V. To simultaneously ruffle and scratch, especially as applied to a pet.

Scruffle the dog’s ears, I need to tear some aluminum foil.

by Y-Chromosome March 25, 2023

Scruff

Most of the population in Burnley

"Look at the scruffy inbred bastard"
"Must be from Burnley"

by Burnleyvigilante May 21, 2023

Scruffled

A very specific anal sex position

Sarah scruffled me last night

by AntOrDec October 13, 2023

Scruffled

A very specific anal sex position involving four fingers and various foodstuffs as lubricant

'Turns out Sam likes getting scruffled too'
'What, you mean with the gravy and everything? No way.'

by AntOrDec October 13, 2023

scruffy kinslow

Scruffy Kinslow is the best cat to ever have existed. He is fat, cute, cuddly, clingy, and a very good boy who loves beef jerky. He smells like saltine crackers. He was found on the side of a highway. He is an old man and a baby inside a fat cat's body.

Scruffy Kinslow is Kloee Kinslow's best friend.

by panlover December 10, 2023

Scoff

A cross between a squid and a goof

"That little scoff just goofed me for my money"
"Wheres my money you little scoff"

by Ghetto Hillbilly December 13, 2023