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Allen schaffer

Is a loyal, and amazing friend with the desire to provide for his family and friends. He is the sigma male and is desired by both alfa and betas alike. He is very smart athletic and good at fishing fighting and fucking. He seem to be extremely strict with his children but is so loving and pure that he'd never resort to violence with his child. He is a true and thoughtful person who can be very violent when provoked.
by Starlight glow June 27, 2021
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The Schedule

The Schedule is an oppressive form of authority that forcefully presides over your life. Most people have to be on some sort of a schedule. People in prison have it really rough in terms of the schedule, students in school are under the oppressive tyranny of the schedule, and people at work are forced to abide by the schedule. It's very rare that someone won't be required to follow a schedule. Sometimes wealthy adults get to not have to follow a schedule.

What the schedule is is a list of times and places you have to be. It is literally the radical opposite of freedom. Some people willingly attempt to plan out their lives, which invariably results in having a schedule. People like me are aware of it and avoid schedules at any and all costs. At work I have to follow a schedule, but when I'm off, I'm free. To hell with the schedule. Imagine, blocks of time where you legally are required to be OR ELSE, even if you DON'T WANT TO. It's essentially slavery.

Bottom Line: Never plan shit out if you aren't required to. You will be sorry. If you are in school, you'll be free eventually. If you are at work, you might be getting off soon. Stand tough, burn the schedule.
At Graduation:

Jill: So Bill where are you going to college?
Bill: North University, you?
Jill: Foxcreek. Now that we've graduated and don't have to follow the schedule, do you want to set it on fire with me?
Bill: Sure Jill! Let's burn the schedule!
by Space Wrangler August 6, 2021
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Glenn Schaefer

a white boy who wears black air forces. DAT BOA SUS
omg he just pulled a Glenn Schaefer
by yourmomahoe6382910203 October 15, 2021
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daily schedule

something that no one actually follows…
Me: did you finish your homework yet?
Friend: no… but it’s on my daily schedule!
by berrylea December 3, 2021
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Kyler Schaffer

Kyler schaffer is the sexiest man alive, but with looks comes consequences. he will probably date at least 3 girls that are your friends. He is SUPER hot and he knows how to be a good listener, they usually have brown/black hair with brown eyes. He will probably commit a few crimes but you cant help but miss him while hes serving jail time. He usually likes blonde girls so you better watch out. He will probably be a good human being and if you brek his heart it will tear YOU apart because not to have on is a horrible thing.
Girl 1: whos that hot guy over there?

Girl 2: that´s kyler schaffer the one and ONLY
by https://urmom.com/wut January 7, 2022
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Solomon Schechter

is a K-8 private school in suburban Chicago for jewish kids.
Person 1: Where do you go to school?

Person 2: Solomon Schechter!

Person 1: Sweet!
by FrozeneseaOwner February 10, 2022
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Peyton Schaefer

A teenager who goes to Gibault. He's very smart and athletic!
by LilDOfficial May 4, 2022
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