Schaefer

Derived from chafe, also encompasses being completely fabulous, ridiculous, openly sexual, and the best person in the world.

Schaefers include...
1) Aly - most fabulous
2) Kaila - most poopy
3) Mah - most butt rubby
4) Popz- most likely to make sexual inuendos

"Wow man, you chillin with that schaefer?"
"f'realz, we be schaefin it up at her place"

by Ms. New Booty. May 17, 2006

ass scarf

One who is such an asshat they must wear an ass scarf in the winter.

You have your head so far up your ass, you go beyond asshat. You are an ass scarf.

by 1010 July 27, 2004

schaef

Def- N: Hypocritical abuser; uses strictly unfavourable tactics within regular environment in order to try obtain bragging rights over rivals. Always abuses single function in relation to stance. Often regarded as worst assault in world, by many (correct) critics.

See that? The faggot just dropped grenades at his feet. Fucking schaef...

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

man-scarf

something that can look hot if worn right and crap if worn wrong NOT for the over 40's. when its good its really good when its bad its puke worthy.

"Ewww that guy is like 54, and hes wearing a man-scarf!!"
"OMG, that guy is so hot he is seriously working that

man- scarf"

by superbeanydude July 5, 2009

schaeff'd

A verb describing the art of smashing the tennis ball out of bounds on a volly near the net in wii tennis.

Alternatively, as an adjective can be used to describe the feeling one has after losing a "gay-off."

Chris was up 40-30 in the final match of the wii tournament, but totally schaeff'd it to send the match to deuce.

Chris really schaeffe'd it up after David put an end to the "gay-off" by grabbing his man-ness.

by rsnow May 30, 2008

scarf master

he/she who attains maximum scarf

a consumer of unusual foods products

someone who is willing to eat that which others are not

a brazen, insolent glutton

"You scarf master, you ate the whole freaking peking duck"

by scuppernog July 3, 2008

scarfplay

To fondle/twist/twirl (play with) a scarf whilst it is still wrapped around a girls neck. By doing so, effectively ending any and all chances of hooking up with girl.

Guy 1: "Oh no, look at Krueger over there, he just engaged in scarfplay....look he keeps twisting her scarf, i hope he's not choking her."

Guy 2: "Yikes, i don't care how drunk he is. Not smooth."

Guy 1: "Yup, he's not getting any tonight."

by monstercock3000 February 18, 2010