sarcasm

The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

Friend: "Are you looking forward to the exam tomorrow?"
You: "Yes, sure! I can think of anything more exciting whatsoever!"
Friend: "Yeah me too :)"
You: "You know that was sarcasm, right?!"
Friend: "Sure, I knew that!"
You: "Sure..."

by jay_jo December 15, 2012

Sarcasm

1: A funny, yet scathing comment used to show disregard to someone's statement, usually by saying (or writing) the opposite of what you're really meaning, without showing you're actually making sarcasm. People assert it's a good defense against stupidity, but since most idiots don't get sarcasm, it can become pretty useless. What's the point in hitting someone hard when they don't even know they are hurt, knowwhatimsayin' ?

2: Although sarcasm often comes from a sharp-witted person, a lot of dumbasses use it too, mainly in order to hide their lack of arguments.

1: Idiot: This music is awesome since it got a million views on Youtube!
You: That's why Justin Bieber and PSY are the most talented artists the world has ever known!
Idiot: Yeah totally!
You: Jesus, dumb people never take sarcasm in...

2: Idiot: You think they're wrong? Yeah, like you've always been the brainiest guy to judge that!
You: That's good sarcasm you got there, but where are your arguments to PROVE me wrong?
Idiot: Well, uh, mmm...

by Averagemonkey2441 June 3, 2013

Sarcasm

A mix of irony, insults and humor that sassy smartasses use against idiots.

Watch Sugarscape's video titled "Danisnotonfire -Dan Howell- on being SEXY" on Youtube to see an Internet cult leader using sarcasm correctly. Learn from this meme, peasants!

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person in the world. (Yep this is pretty much sarcasm)

by Blue Pawprints October 22, 2015

sarcastic

a disdainful remark with the intentions of insulting someone

I hate when you ask someone a question they give you sarcastic reply.

by Gerard Irick February 17, 2010

sarcastic blue

on a message forum using the color blue to show that you are being sarcastic. Started at IMDB Avatar and Naruto forums.

Use of sarcastic blue:

Friends is bluethe best show ever created/blue

by WinkyTinky August 15, 2007

sarcrette syndrome

Rare and bizarre syndrome, most often associated with the exclamation of involuntary inappropriate and/or derogatory sarcastic remarks.

That dude must have sarcrette syndrome. He can't control his unpredictable sarcastic remarks.

by cantolino January 14, 2010

sarcasm

Similar to irony, only worse and less subtle.

1. A form of wit intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule, by saying something when you mean the opposite (the 'victim' should know this, other wise it won't work).

2. Intended to be bitter.

Was once witty, but is now worn out and over-used, which has resulted in losing it's impact greatly.

Is considered a part of 'dry humour' or 'dry wit'.

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

"Did you know that the sky is blue?"

"NOOO! You don't say?"

by Na May 4, 2004