sidewalk splatterer

A person who committed suicide.

She looks so depressed, she is on her way to being a sidewalk splatterer.

by Child Ish February 21, 2009

sidewalk mode

the point of time to where you are so stoned when walking home that you just admire the sidewalk as a comfortable sleep spot

i was so high last night that i went into sidewalk mode and laid there for about an hour before i decided to get up.

by robert the muthrfukn sailorman February 28, 2009

Sidewalk Buffer

The Sidewalk Buffer is the traditional resting place after a long respectable night out on the booze. Sidewalk Buffers consist of the comfortable bed of grass between the road and the footpath. Sometimes they also include a raised sleeping platform ("Bench") and occasionally a free food dispenser ("Rubbish Bin").

Random: Hey dude, got a place to crash tonight?
You: Nah I'm good, I got the Sidewalk Buffer

You: Wanna come over to my Sidewalk Buffer?
Random Drunk Girl: Sidewalk Buffer? Hell yeah!

by Burkeley Hunt August 24, 2008

sidewalk space

when a friend or someone you walkin next to on a sidewalk is takin up all the room. leavin you wit just a lil bit of sidewalk to walk on.

or

when theres too many people in a row on the sidewalk & they left you out walkin on the grass or the road.

"dawg, scoot tha hell ova, i need some sidewalk space"

"haha we done left that nigga wit no sidewalk space"

by mrs.richnigga April 15, 2009

Sidewalk Sloths

1 or more person(s), usually sightseers, walking slowly in a busy urban environment so as to prevent others from passing.

Due to their sightseeing nature, The Sidewalk Sloth often doesn't travel in a straight line and can impede passing in other ways (e.g. pointing at things, changing direction while lost). These behaviors can lead to injury of for fellow sidewalk users. It also allows fewer practitioners to block the sidewalk than the Sidewalk Snail Barrier.

*see also the iPod Sloth

Sorry, I'm late. I got stuck behind about 5 different Sidewalk Sloths on the way here. Is it tourist season of Something

by Pixel Fiend January 15, 2011

sidewalk victim

a person who slips on ice mostly on sidewalks.

she was a sidewalk victim because she slipped on some ice outside.

by mlg198723 February 28, 2011

sadwaeit

When your getting really drunk but arent in the mood, or something has upset you. Or just getting drunk because you are in a sad mood

I'm so sadwaeit dude

by Catchupsweetie February 25, 2011