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swapping toasters

the act of four people, two groups of partners, performing anal before climaxing trading partners whilst slathering jam/preservatives on their genitalia.
My girl and I spent last night swapping toasters last night with her best friend.
by Penetrachel December 4, 2016
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smoke and swap

When your wife is gone for the week and you message random girl friends to smoke dope with and fuck.
I got my girl Michelle coming over for some smoke and swap cause my wife is out.

I got some good dope I be fucking bitches all day and night!
by Smoke and swqp September 17, 2022
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Walk & Swap

The act of walking next to a dealer and swapping drugs for money.
Looks like James is doing a Walk & Swap over there.
by Zerointerior November 14, 2011
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Swap Heads

To talk with someone that you admire for their skill, generally inquisitively or intimately; learn tricks from them, pester them with questions about their processes, find out what tools they use or, who they learned from.

Going so deep into their methods that you may as well be 'swapping heads' with them.
Person 1: "Ah man, I love your sketchbook. If you have the time, I'd love to swap heads with you for a bit."

Person 2: "Dude thanks, I really admire yours too - It'd be my pleasure."
by FTrashman November 15, 2017
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cookie swap

When two men miss eachothers friendship and gather at a local watering hole to appreciate eachothers “cookies”
Can’t wait for our next cookie swap darling!”
by Mandingleberryfun December 29, 2022
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Swap Johnson

An exclamation, usually of success or great success, similar to SWAP DADDY which happens in a moment of action, but more referring to multiple successes, or successive actions happening in a row to a point where the rate of success is just so ridiculously on fire it can't be stopped and everything in a situation is going very well. Possibly named after NBA SG. Joe Johnson or NFL WR. Calvin Johnson. SWAP JOHNSONNNN!!!
guy 1: bro pass me the cheese fries
guy 2: passes cheese fries through outstretched arms of sister to guy 1, across couch and tv watching area, without spilling a single cheese fry
guy 1: AYY SWAPP JOHNSONNN MA NIGGA!!!
guy2: SWAP JOHNSON!
by tomtomson005 December 31, 2016
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Swap Glass

Switching sunglasses in the middle of a conversation in order to prove a point.
"Tina was was all up on me so I had to swap glass and tell her to shove off."
by sjsampson October 18, 2008
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