Stock transfer

When one gay guy poops into another mans butt hole.
Rhys performed a stock transfer on his boyfriend last night.
by Really lad?! June 18, 2021
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Cock stock

The equity you have in personal or own genitalia
My wife is the sole share holder of my cock stock

The girl that I see every Saturday shares 1/7 equity of my cockstock

The woman on the corner has a public traded equity of her cock stock

An 18 year old is the newest ipo of the cock stock trade
by Sontworryavoutit August 12, 2021
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The Naughty Stocking

When one defecates in one's pillow as an act of revenge
My non riz one night stand made fun of my drip, so when she showered the next morning I gave her the naughty stocking and bounced
by La Guadalajara January 8, 2024
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the stocking stuffer

The sexual act of using a stocking akin to an inverted condom (i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device). Can be fun but does not act as proper contraception, please put "gift wrap" over your "present"!
My girl is about the stocking stuffer of her life this Christmas *winks seductively*.
by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024
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Stocking the shelves

The act of taking a dump in a store's display case
I was so frustrated with the quality of their product, that I helped them by "stocking the shelves" with some of my own product.
by GlassMan84 February 5, 2021
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Rubber stockings

Dabchicks fashion, also, possibly johnny’s.
Tom: Are those rubber stockings?
Adam: Nah, it’s just a condom.
by Dudebloke March 19, 2021
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Chicken stock

(куром насмех in Russian): when you do something so silly/stupid- but never retargerous- that even a chicken at the local farm will make laughing stock put of you
by Sexydimma May 30, 2022
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