Granny spam

Unwanted, non-personal email received from a family member, friend or colleague.

Granny spam has usually been forwarded several times and concerns such inane topics as childish jokes, dubious political propaganda, spurious computer security alerts or claims of monetary recompense in exchange for forwarding of said spam.

Subject lines are often of the form "FW: FW: FW: FW: bullshit"

Origin: Usenet, circa 1990-1999.

'granny spam', ... it's the kind of thing your grandmother, who has just discovered this newfangled internets thing, is likely to forward.

by mobius42 July 16, 2009

Brain Spam

an unwanted mental image that keeps popping up in your brain

Person 1: "omg there were these two gay guys making out on the couch at this party, and i can't get the image out of my head."
Person 2: "ha, you've got brain spam"

by Jake521825 September 08, 2008

Spam Blocked

A completely harmless email you would welcome in your inbox that gets blocked by your local or server side spam filter.

I was expecting to get an email from you about the opportunity to volunteer at the local shelter for violent offenders, but your email got spam blocked.

by ronsheridan January 24, 2007

spam sandwich

A tasty polynesian treat; consisting of a generous serving of South Pacific Asian Meat sandwiched between 2 or more intensely euphoric women.

The spam sandwich is said to be a powerful aphrodisiac.

by mel&moe December 29, 2004

Spam you

Sending random nonsense messages to friends and family, but meant in a fun,and loving, non threatening way.

Dad : Hey feel free to send me pixof you and my granddaughter anytime.
Daughter : ok daddy.. I'll 'SPAM YOU' from time to time..

by Spiced Boogaloo November 30, 2014

spam purse

Endearing slang for the female reproductive organ - vagina. Also known as 'quim', 'minge', 'axewound', 'spaz hole' and 'cunny

I could see right in her spam purse

by Dr Hilary Wilson January 14, 2004

Spam Javelin

Male genitalia/cock

"You f***ing spam javelin!"

by Darren November 26, 2001