Old Lady Smell

The awful perfume-odor that eminates from all women over age 70.

Grandma's visit was brief, but long enough to fill the house with Old Lady Smell.

by la_bepo October 29, 2007

fish smell

Fish smell is what u smell when a girls pussy is dirty and her legs are open.

"Dude what is that fish smell?"

by Amazeballzgal December 28, 2015

You Smell Like Cheese

To reek of failure and annoyance, used as a comedic way to tell someone that they disappointed you or another.

To tell another person that you are better than them.

Christian! You smell like cheese!

Why do I not smell like cheese?

by IC3T3CH May 29, 2018

boy smell

A combination of dirty feet, excess testosterone, dirty clothes, pizza, and old ejaculate...THAT is boy smell.

Man, Jimmy's dorm room sure reeks of boy smell!

by YesMeLikeyTheSexyTime May 15, 2016

I smell bacon

here come the police (bacon is a synonym for pigs)

As he drove pass the white car the His friend called out " I smell bacon " as he looked at the windows.

by Light Joker October 15, 2006

I smell what you're stepping in

I understand what you are saying. This makes perfect sense to me.

Do you understand? I smell what you're stepping in.

by seiko_08 November 10, 2010

New car smell

The time in a newly-formed relationship where the couple is completely obsessed with eachother. The couple must spend every waking minute together and the only thing they talk about is how in love they are, how lucky they are to have found eachother etc, etc,. The new car smell usally consists of annoying texts to friends bragging about the relationship and posts on facebook that make everybody on that persons friends list want to puke and/or gouge their eyes out to spare them from the repetitive post about their "special, one of a kind love." The new car smell usually last the first few months of the relationship and on some rare ocassions can last a year or two. After the new car smell wears off the couple pull their heads out of their asses and realize that they are no more special than any other couple.

Anything that last longer than that isn't qualified as a 'new car smell', but rather said couple is putting on a insecure front, making their family and friends think they beat the odds are still so much in 'love' when really the realtionship has turned mediocre and/or boring.

Facebookuser: Love u (insert name here)! Ur my life, love, and Soulmate! Thank u so much for the surprise gift tonight! Your so sweet. Love you Boo! :)

Facebookuser: Bed is cold without my beautiful bride next to me. 45 min till i get warm. love you (insert name here).

Facebookuser: I MISS YOU (insert name here)! HOPE U HAD A GREAT DAY AT WORK. CANT WAIT TO TALK TO U ON MY LUNCH BREAK. XOXOXO IM MISSIN U LIKE CRAZY RIGHT NOW!

Friend 1: OMG- These face book posts make me want to PUKE.

Friend 2: Don't worry, it's just the new car smell. It'll wear off soon and they'll realize how big of jackasses they look like.

by KiiiMBERLY May 19, 2011