Smegmatologist

The doctoral profession of checking under ones foreskin for smegma build up.

Dr. Festicle, Cheif Smegmatologist, checked under flounders stomach for green formundacheese build up. Dr. Festicle stated it looked a lot like smegma.

by Joel Epstein Leider July 14, 2018

smeggage

1) when you have a dirty face

2) when someone has ejaculated on your face

thats some serious smeggage you've got going on

by never you mind what my name is June 30, 2008

Smegalomaniac

A psychological condition characterized by real or imagined super-human power to seduce women.

Jack had been having so much success bedding down women lately that he was in danger of becoming a smegalomaniac.

by RD VLVT May 7, 2011

Smagma

A mix between cum and lava, usually happens when there is a volcanic eruption and you feel aroused by the magma.

Dude is that smagma? Ow it got on my leg!

by Damndaniel111 July 10, 2016

smegan

a smoking vegan

smegan smoking cigarette vegan

by Dean04000 July 7, 2016

smegtastic

1. to be full of smeg
2. very smeggy
3. crap, a bullshit artist

that radio announcer is smegtastic

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

Smegmuffin

a muffin made of seminal fluids. optional flavouring. expensive culinary delight in wales.

why-aye Rhys me old smegger. chuck us one of yo'r smegmuffins before i go shag a sheep

by Kris September 1, 2003