by Ked_moment November 23, 2020
Get the forum sweats mug.(verb) to kick in the gonads, esp. if the target is a flaming Middle Eastern physician who has just tried to blow up a Scottish airport.
He came lunging at me screaming, "Allah akhbar!" -- so I smeated him so hard I tore a tendon in my hip.
by I AM McGehee, Dammit! August 2, 2007
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When your male genitalia becomes ungodly erect but there's nothing you can do about, usually because you are attending a family gathering or at that damn neighbor boy's bar mitzvah. The massive amount of potential energy bottles up inside you, causing you to sweat in the most unusual places
by Puffem'N'Stuffem27 January 19, 2015
Get the the meat sweats mug.When a male slathers his scrotum with honey, peanut brittle, nutella or other healthy, creamy substances that have been pre-warmed. He then proceeds to smear his scrotum "con-cock-tion" in the mouth of his un-willing or unconscious female partner.
Last night I ruffied some homeless chick and smearsacked the fuck out her. She woke up and thanked me for the meal.
by stirrer March 6, 2011
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Connor: Did she swallow your smeat?
Tim: Guarenteed...I'm gay.
Connor: Did she swallow your smeat?
Tim: Guarenteed...I'm gay.
by connor808 February 4, 2009
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by smeatleb August 22, 2011
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