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forum sweats

A discord server with people of the higest class
"have you go to forum sweats?"
"yeas im ember im pro!!"
by Ked_moment November 23, 2020
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smeat

(verb) to kick in the gonads, esp. if the target is a flaming Middle Eastern physician who has just tried to blow up a Scottish airport.
He came lunging at me screaming, "Allah akhbar!" -- so I smeated him so hard I tore a tendon in my hip.
by I AM McGehee, Dammit! August 2, 2007
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the meat sweats

When your male genitalia becomes ungodly erect but there's nothing you can do about, usually because you are attending a family gathering or at that damn neighbor boy's bar mitzvah. The massive amount of potential energy bottles up inside you, causing you to sweat in the most unusual places
"I got the meat sweats" exclaimed Timmy, alerting everyone at the funeral
by Puffem'N'Stuffem27 January 19, 2015
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Smearsack

When a male slathers his scrotum with honey, peanut brittle, nutella or other healthy, creamy substances that have been pre-warmed. He then proceeds to smear his scrotum "con-cock-tion" in the mouth of his un-willing or unconscious female partner.
Last night I ruffied some homeless chick and smearsacked the fuck out her. She woke up and thanked me for the meal.
by stirrer March 6, 2011
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Boner Sweats

Tight sweatpants that when worn accentuate the engorged male genital.
Dude, did you see Joe? He has his boner sweats on... awkward.
by Mr. Bitches April 20, 2008
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smeat

sweat and semen mixed between the crevice of one's balls sack.
Tim: Dude, Tara was licking my balls the other day.
Connor: Did she swallow your smeat?
Tim: Guarenteed...I'm gay.
by connor808 February 4, 2009
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Smeat

a small dick and/or an insult
Look at these SMEATS!
Bryant has a smeat
by smeatleb August 22, 2011
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