smock joke

A mixture of the word "smock" (refering to the article of clothing) and of the phrase "cock joke" which was popularized by Stamper from his newgrounds parody.

Smock Jesus: Hey Brandon, cock joke!
Smock God: *looks at smock* Smock Joke.

by SaintSin14 December 9, 2008

smoocheroono

what you do when u love somone

i wuld like a smoocheroono lou

by eegzy June 14, 2010

smocial

an individual who smokes cigerretes with a group of people

He is a smocial drinker.

by Abn Mad Mex April 7, 2011

Smoochee

Everything is operating smoothly ,when there are no worries.

Noun(n) could be used to describe a person, place, or thing.

Positive word. Spread it around if you don't have no worries.

If someone ask , how's everything going with you, oh everything is smoochee my brother ( or whatever term you use)

My girl is smoochee, she smooth

That trip we took for vacation was smoochee .

by KiataRoyale December 6, 2012

smooch hanger

A "Yes" man. A person who hangs around someone popular or perhaps influential status and is always kissing their ass.

Samantha is such a smooch hanger. She never stays at her desk or gets any of her work completed because she is always clinging on to Mr. Big.

Jack is making a fool of himself by blatantly sucking up to his rich neighbor. I am embarrassed for him because he is a silly smooch hanger!

by BlueberryHill November 5, 2013

smocialise

the act of smoking and socialising

Just been for a cheeky smocialise with Peggy.

by ajrimms May 16, 2014

Smoocholini

Something you call the Italian girl in your life. A cross between Mussolini and the word smooch.

NOTE: do not use this unless she has an amazing sense of humour and it wouldn't hurt if she was in love with you.

Friend: hey, bro. How did Ellie like your valentines gift?

You: oh man! She turned all Smoocholini on me again, it was a great night!

by LoveBooger June 6, 2016