Computer Slamming

A Sport that can be played by anyone who owns a Computer. Computer Slamming is similar to Pillow Fighting but with Old and/or Worthless Computers instead of Pillows. What you have to do is basically hit the faces of your class' bullies with it, or slam it really hard against the floor and leave it damaged as much as possible so that it doesn't have to be powered on or be touched by a human hand ever again.

Okay, class! Bring all your Worthless Computers with you to the patio. In today's class we're playing Computer Slamming!

by Python Coder February 6, 2023

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slam hog

A slam hog is a larger than average woman that a male decides to take down simply because she is present, has a heartbeat, and is currently spreading her legs. Often the next morning said male will claim that he was "taking one for the team" when in actuality he was simply trying to get his rocks off. He will then swear his friends to secrecy.

Goddam Patrick! There was no need to hit that slam hog last night ... we're on Ratio Island - there are hotties everywhere!

by Beekeeper December 27, 2007

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Bode Slam

To experience all possible endings in a given setting, especially in big ticket Olympic type sports events: Gold, Silver, Bronze and Disqualified (DNF/Did Not Finish).

Oh man, my career's been a Bode Slam: I've been interviewed, hired, promoted and fired.

Dude, that class was a Bode Slam: I got an A, B, C, D and F!

by Buckeye_SY February 24, 2010

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Uncle Slam

When a female sits on a mans penis facing away from him while he puts lit sparklers in her her vagina while he waves small american flags in his hands; sex position specifically supposed to be performed on 4th of july.

My wifes vagina got destroyed last 4th of july from when we Uncle Slammed

by carcassxcutter July 10, 2010

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