sitting on a cheeseburger

When you sit on the face of an ugly guy

"Look I'm not saying he was ugly... but I definitely found myself sitting on a cheeseburger last night."

by Jeff Dalorn June 25, 2017

Swifting

When you have gotten to a point where you are able to move through life in movements without being noticed, thus having no friends.

Person: yo whats happened to that guy at school, whats his name, the swifting one?
Other person: oh! right you mean swifty mc swift, yeah he died.

by Badassbossbassbitching December 20, 2018

Swifting

To Swift someone or to be swift is to hold out on information.

“Tell us about the other night bro, don’t be Swift about it.”

“Stop Swifting and just tell us the details”

by bozzy519 May 7, 2019

sitting tits

In a good or favorable position; taken care of, nothing to worry about.

“What’s up man? Just checking in to make sure you made it to the airport on time to catch your flight, everything all good? You sitting tits?”
“All good, I’m sitting tits. I’m at the gate now about to board, got everything under control, thanks man!”

by Chocolate bardonkey June 1, 2019

Sitting Shower

The action of when your legs are simply to tired to stand but you want to take a shower. So instead of a regular shower you lay your items of body soap and hair products on the floor of ur bath, turn the shower on, and sit untill you’ve finished washing yourself.

“Hey, you going to take a shower”.
“Nah, I think I’ll just take a sitting shower”.

by 707 lololol June 18, 2019

Sitting room

When you can't think of the word living room

Pranjali thought I was in the sitting room

by SleepyAsian July 3, 2019

Sitting on the computer for an hour

what dad's say you have been doing when it really has been one minute

Me: I am going to play the computer
Mom: okay
Dad: *gets home from work
also dad: *instantly yells swears at me about how i have been sitting on the computer for an hour until I cry.

by Dramat1c November 2, 2020