sell donuts

A creative way of saying "sucks dick" without everyone knowing what you are saying.

Look at that waffle crapper, I bet she's a pro at selling donuts.

by NJC November 24, 2004

Selling God

The act of having anal sex with an abstinent person while a priest pays to watch.

I was Selling God when the priest just walked out of the room crying

by Repo369 July 28, 2011

seles

shes like yr best friend. not only a best friend but the bestest best friend. she cares for you , loves you as a brother , tries to help you in any way that she can. even though she might not be the most comfortable with boys around her but she will be so sociable when you are her friend / bestfriend. shes emotional but her friends will always be there for her when shes down and she will try to do everything for the better and try her best!

damn seles is such a good friend!

by ondreaz lopez January 16, 2020

Sell sand to the Arabs

Someone who is a good salesman, crook or both

Watch out for that Tom, he can sell sand to the Arabs

by Redbaron June 1, 2020

vanity seller

A term originated by one Mr FandL describing wankers who list a few books on Ebay, Amazon or Abebooks. By doing this they perceive that they suddenly have the status of Maggs Brothers.

An upper middle class housewife from Kent lists her husband's library of law books on abebooks for £1.00 each and tells all her friends that she is an antiquarian bookseller. When husband finds his rare and valuable collection on the shelves of Maggs brothers the wife is found strangled on the side of the road. An example of what happens to a vanity seller.

by Once an abe lover April 27, 2006

Reverse sellout

A Hippy. You don't do anything to help the global capitalist machine. You slightly slow it down. But it'll evict you eventually!

Goddammit you such a bloody reverse sellout. Get a job!

by Jamberee Press May 27, 2007

Don't Sell Me a Dog

This Victorian phrase means 'don't lie to me'. In the 1800's, it was common for dog salespeople to try to pass mutts off as pedigrees. This is supposedly the origin of the phrase (which was popular until the 1870's).

“You think I'd believe that you're a wizard who's also the cousin of royalty and Bill Gates' twin brother? Don't sell me a dog.”

by C L G January 31, 2021