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sleepbaked

The term was originally coined by me in #jj2 during a late night of hilarity. The concept is simple.

Baked, of course, means you are high, which may entail laughing for absolutely no reason at all. Sleepbaked (or sleep baked) is simply being baked from having hardly any sleep, or from being up late when you would be sleeping.
Most practice fields don't bleed.
by Spaztic December 28, 2003
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Sleep Job

What is given when a girl falls asleep before any sexual activity can occur.
Tony: Dude, how did it go in the bedroom with the girl from the bar?
Mav: It started pretty well, she told me to go get a condom and when I came back she was fast asleep
Tony: So she gave you a sleep job.
by Muffin DFD July 5, 2009
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sceep

Verb. Sometimes used alone, or in relation to the disease The Sceep, it is the act of something taking inordinately long periods of time for completion. Synonymous with the traditional definition of "creep".
This project seems to be taking years to complete. I just keep sceeping along and never getting it done.
by The.DRM July 29, 2010
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Sleep Debt Loan Sharks

The forces that usually plague a person after he or she acquires a considerable sleep debt by sleeping very little (or not at all) for extended periods of time.

Sleep debt loan sharks may use schemes such as spontaneous microsleep, low cognitive capabilities, and (if the sleep debt is extraordinarily high) auditory and visual hallucinations, in order to make a person pay off his or her sleep debt.

As with regular loan sharks, sleep debt loan sharks can be staved off temporarily. In this case, it is through the use of psychostimulants, such as caffeine, amphetamines, ecstasy, cocaine, etc.
Edwin: Hey man, how 'bout you n' me go clubbin' tonight?

Godfrey: Nah man, them sleep debt loan sharks be keepin' me down. Gotta get me some sleep n' sh*t befo' I get real f*cked up.

Edwin: Yo man, two words: Coffee, biotch!
by Double A Tron April 3, 2011
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Sleep Tight Pupper

Sleep Tight Pupper is a term used for Gabe the Dog or any popular dog meme on the internet, in which the dog is small, and usually indicates said pupper has passed.
Did you hear Gabe The Dog died.
Yeah... Everyone should say Sleep Tight Pupper before they sleep tonight.
by Backtalkers February 5, 2017
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I'm going to sleep

When the person you're talking to or texting really does NOT want to talk to or text you.
It has to be late at night, otherwise it would make no sense whatsoever.
John: What's up?
Victoria: Not much, I'm going to sleep.
by EbearV1.0 November 25, 2014
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sleep

Sleep, what makes the world 25% more peaceful. If you think about it, sleep is the answer to everything and one of the main reasons in life. and everyone does it! your favorite celebrities, even terrorists or your x-girlfriend. Sometimes to people, its the best thing of the day is to come home from a long day of work/school and fall/lay down on your bed and let your troubles go by.
Everyday I come home from a long day of work and just let my troubles be forgotten, and sleep.

Friend:O man I got homework to do, my parents will kill me if i don't do it!

Nas(me): Relax man, don't stress, and just take a good sleep for 2 hours or more. Do your homework in the morning when your mind is fresh.
by NikolaiAkaNas December 9, 2008
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