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The thing that your gonna do after seeing it
Oh hi mark u reported my defination now prepare to die
by Defination master November 11, 2020
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REPORTED.

a term often used in league of legends when a teammate is violated the summoners code. The term is used to signal the offender that they have officially been reported to riots tribunal system and that they will soon after experience a guaranteed permanent suspension of their league of legends account.
0221beno (zed): man i wish i would have played that better, kinda unfortunate there. Welp better luck next time
swagboy (gangplank): reported.
by sokiritas April 19, 2021
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Repeated deliberate antagonization

Justifies violence?
Hym "If repeated deliberate antagonization is justification for violence then you sorry bastards are not going to be having a very good time!"

Iam "We're citing the Mike Tison thing, by the way. Because that guy was wrong to antagonize him but he (Tison) was also wrong to attack him BUT the guy knew who he was and did it anyway. Which makes him stupid. Which is what makes it funny. That one of the guys did a thing that was wrong and did it deliberately to a guy that he should know not to do that to which makes him stupid."

Hym "And it doesn't take much to apply that line of reasoning to our situation does it? So, yeah... OUT OF THE CAGE NOW!!"

Iam "Yeah... So it is an excuse to do that.... Just sayin'..."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2022
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Max Report

to talk about what you and your girlfriend did last night in great detail.
Max: "Yeah, me and my girl did that new position last night!"
Everyone else: "Ugh why does he always give the Max Report each chance he gets"
by OZ Timebomb February 24, 2011
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repertoire

1. The entire set of acts, positions, aptitude, devices, and skills one can perform during sex.

2. The various acts, positions and skills one will perform during a single session of sex.
I plan to use the froggy style from my repertoire with this new stud tonight.
by irvwebguy August 14, 2012
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Rupert the Bear

The good thing about shagging your gran is that you get a bowl of stew afterwards. The bad thing is that shes got a minge like Rupert the bear.
by Leeroy80 September 25, 2005
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canned report

A useless page full of numbers arranged by some software company in order to make themselves and the purchasers feel good, but which will deliver no meaningful or useful information for making any decision whatsoever. They usually have stale data and are full of bugs.
"Hey Bob, did you get the canned report from Fred, the Back office monkey? Jim at headquarters is asking for it." "No" said Bob, "that TPS report system froze up on me. What the fuck does Jim do with it anyways? We all know its Bullshit. And I bet he's uptight about the bold formatting too..."
by IntlBizGuy November 15, 2009
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