redditors

virgin and loser cunts

redditors are bitches that should be decapitated and their nuts ripped off

by thecuntingcunt April 30, 2022

Reddit Atheist

An asshole who can’t handle the fact that the vast majority of humans do, in fact, believe in some sort of god.

Guy 1: It’s cool you’re an atheist man, but I still wanna be Christian.
Reddit Atheist: *begins frothing at the mouth* *sweats in pure rage* *begins screaming and crying* NOOOOOOOOO!

by Heffty July 18, 2023

Male Redditor

A person who uses Reddit but their exact view point on Females is unknown.

Sandra: Isn't weird how a Male Redditor would make a meme about how girls are boring and boys are quirky, but then post about how they don't have a girlfriend the next day?

Nicole: Weird indeed.

by ThunderThighsThorton August 7, 2020

readon

Readon, a hardon from a book.

Dude, that kid is so into Twilight he got a readon.

by John888999 February 22, 2009

reddit

A place to promote yourself, converse on a text-based digital medium, do whatever you want really. If there isn't a subreddit for it, you can make one. Take everything with a grain of salt as trolls are always in arm's reach. The user post popularity system is ranked by upvotes and downvotes, with new content quickly pushing out older content. Risky click, but worth a shot.

I read it on reddit.

by ilikeeatingbrains November 3, 2013

Reddophile

Someone who is addicted to Reddit and will spend a large part of their life to it, sometimes forgetting to do simple things like going to work, bathing, sleeping, or eating.

I was going to go to sleep and take a shower today, however I am a Reddophile so I just spent that time on Reddit instead.

by madd74 January 22, 2014

Reddocked

a verb that describes when someone gives another person two nasty punches to the head and then ends the attack with a curb stomp.

"Yo Tyler, got absolutely reddocked!"

by BigRedBadBih November 27, 2019