Rim Burger

A hamburger of any kind that is wiped along the rim of a toilet and then served to the customer.

Customer: What the fuck is taking so long. Hurry the fuck up before I beat the shit out of you.
Cook: Well I think I'm going to serve you a rim burger.

by trevvvvvv April 5, 2011

rim bumpers

swollen painful lumps around the anus, usually hemorrhoids that prohibit anal sex

man i wish her rim bumpers would heal up, i cant even touch the sides of her baby hole

by Doug W. February 11, 2008

Horn-rimmed

The act of having rubbed your erect penis against your partner's arse-hole as a prelude to anal sex, or as a means of stimulation in it's own right

"So did that Jess chick let you put it anywhere?!"
"No. She reckons anal on a first date is slutty, so I just horn-rimmed her instead."

by Dirty Animals January 24, 2009

rim jim

When someone with an especially long tongue sticks their tongue up someone else's butthole in a form of foreplay

Synonyms: tongue fuck, rim job

Susie: Last night I was fucking John and while he was eating me out he started tongue fucking my butthole

Linda: Oh so you finally got a rim jim huh? His tongue is so long I bet it felt SOOO good

by fuck me im horny November 30, 2013

rim shits

Refers to a state of gastrointestinal distress usually resulting in premature defecation; unwittingly shitting on the toilet, not in it.

While donuts make me go nuts, Timbits give me rim shits.

by Chunk Rousseau February 23, 2011

salt the rim

anilingus on a sandy beach

Mr. Wong was going to salt the rim of his friend to cap off a terrific evening by the beach.

by Cinema Steve January 22, 2009

Hot Rim

This is when you ate a curry (or something else spicy) the night before you take a shit and it hurts your anus

shit, i just hot rimmed off that curry we had

by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,tg August 5, 2008