rim bumpers

swollen painful lumps around the anus, usually hemorrhoids that prohibit anal sex

man i wish her rim bumpers would heal up, i cant even touch the sides of her baby hole

by Doug W. February 11, 2008

rim shits

Refers to a state of gastrointestinal distress usually resulting in premature defecation; unwittingly shitting on the toilet, not in it.

While donuts make me go nuts, Timbits give me rim shits.

by Chunk Rousseau February 23, 2011

rim jim

When someone with an especially long tongue sticks their tongue up someone else's butthole in a form of foreplay

Synonyms: tongue fuck, rim job

Susie: Last night I was fucking John and while he was eating me out he started tongue fucking my butthole

Linda: Oh so you finally got a rim jim huh? His tongue is so long I bet it felt SOOO good

by fuck me im horny November 30, 2013

Rim Burger

A hamburger of any kind that is wiped along the rim of a toilet and then served to the customer.

Customer: What the fuck is taking so long. Hurry the fuck up before I beat the shit out of you.
Cook: Well I think I'm going to serve you a rim burger.

by trevvvvvv April 5, 2011

Horn-rimmed

The act of having rubbed your erect penis against your partner's arse-hole as a prelude to anal sex, or as a means of stimulation in it's own right

"So did that Jess chick let you put it anywhere?!"
"No. She reckons anal on a first date is slutty, so I just horn-rimmed her instead."

by Dirty Animals January 24, 2009

salt the rim

anilingus on a sandy beach

Mr. Wong was going to salt the rim of his friend to cap off a terrific evening by the beach.

by Cinema Steve January 22, 2009

Hot Rim

This is when you ate a curry (or something else spicy) the night before you take a shit and it hurts your anus

shit, i just hot rimmed off that curry we had

by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,tg August 5, 2008