feces quiff

you shit in a girls vag and then fuck her and when she quiffs, feces shoots out

tim gave his girlfriend a chili dog and then she feces quiffed

by the jackhammer professor May 6, 2009

quilf

a word describing a really old milf , primarily over the age of 50.

a mix of the words quilt (old blanket) and milf (mom i'd like to fuk), used to describe an extremely old milf whos on the brink of loosing her "fuckableness"

"son, justins grandma is a total milf; no way man shes a quilf, shes drooping"

by riggidy Ram One July 25, 2008

quif

In my Montreal-based understanding of it, a {quif} is actually a {taub}. At least that how it was defined in N.D.G. (Notre Dame de Grace or No Damned Good), depending if you lived there or not.

"You stupid quif". "You are such a quif"

by shadowmc July 20, 2006

quif

to complain incessently

Bob: I don't wanna go
Tod: Quit your quifing shitface

by zetsumei naisho March 8, 2005

Quiff

Another word for F**k

To be ticked off

"QUIFF THIS"
"I quiffing don't like this dude"

by Dudeboyguy August 23, 2011

Quiff

A modern, ridiculous excuse for a hairdo that only onedirection, boy band looking, self indulgent rat boys use to flaunt their utter stupidity.

In all seriousness, if this is what people consider "handsome" or "cool" now then that's very sad...

One direction and Justin Bieber being to blame again for it's popularity.

"What's that hairstyle?"
"It's called a quiff."
"... What an absolute silly scumbag..."

by spurstildeath January 5, 2014

Quim

Quim is an experimental electronic band formed in 1989 in Hollister, California. Quim has evolved from having 6 members in 1989 to having 2 members today. The members of Quim have lived in Portland Oregon for several years. Quim performs live shows at least once every month or two. Many many songs are available for free download. T-shirts are available for a price.

"Would you like to go with me to the Quim show?" or "Quim sucks!" or "I enjoy the strange experimental nature of Quim's ambient soundscape." or "I like to play my Quim cd while I make-out with you."

by Christopher AKA The Kingfish August 17, 2006