Quim

slang for sex

Alright, fellers, I'm on a hunt for quim tonight.

by D W November 14, 2003

Quim Figgits

Someone who is a gay pussy or just a word to use when you are mad

Patrick:Wow, Soupy is such a fucking QUIM FIGGIT.
Matt Damon:Ya, i totally agree
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QUIM FIGGITS, i hate Matt Damon!!!!!!!!!

by Patrick Hennessy February 7, 2005

Quiveros-quim

description of an elder ladies nether regions

i saw the womans quiveros quim

by headcheese June 11, 2003

quim

Quim is simply the seed of a kumquat,a sweet fruit.

Plant these quim over there so we can have kumquats this season.

by MMichael May 23, 2006

quim stick

a type of battle stick made from a long cardboard roll, newspaper, and green duct tape with a significant grip. Before using in battle, one must rub the sweet spot of the stick on or in the quim of an elderly woman.

noun, adj.

DANG.....Nate just got whacked hard with that quim stick!

by Hot stick May 13, 2005

quim

Adjective: A male/female who partakes in the act of being awkward with themselves when they say awkward things, change their opinion to fit a group or just tries to be cool and ends up looking like a vagina of a person.
Verb: to quim someone is to take part in strange sexual acts.

"That boy over there, with his quim-ish ways- is his name Jack?" "No his name is Dawn."

"Oh dude, I quimed that girl so hard last night" "Bro, you have problems."

by HARRY J ROCKS October 14, 2012

quim

One who wears satchelled pants in which he can dump his masturbatory discharged usually go by the name of Jack Smith and wear specially designed satchel pants which allow easy access to the penis at any time. A typical quim would usually have bed time set around 8pm and have regular “naps” (masturbation sessions) throughout the day, “The early bird catches the worm”. Typical quotes from a quim would be – Nice pic ains, v. Nice tshirt mike and women aren’t funny.

"hey steve where did cliff go?"
"well he said he's gone for a shave but i think we both know he's wanking, the quim"

by Proudfeet2 January 29, 2009