shaken quake

To masturbate, by not actually consciously or physically moving your hand. To be done preferably during an earthquake. It can also be known as the quake hand.

(Though this may be a rare occurrence in some parts of the world, it is the rarity that makes the situation even more romantic when the time eventually comes (pun).

Follow these steps to success:

Step 1 - Hold or press genitalia tightly in hand (Not too tight).

Step 2 - Wait for earthquake (bring on the wait).

Step 3 - Let the quake do the shake.

Example:

John: Whoa dude, are you doing the shaken quake?

Bill: No, I have Parkinson.

by jaughter June 27, 2010

Quakertown

A place where being "banned for life" from the QMart is a legitimate bonafided bragging right.

quakertown

by kdsnoop November 5, 2008

quacktwt

the sexist mfs on twitter. quackity likers

wow i love quacktwt wish i was them

by sexyguy11 January 16, 2021

Action Quake 2

The best LAN game in the world. We play Action Quake 2 to pass time in Computer Science class while we are supposed to be doing our programs.

We$ton and Lotus had open heart surgery, compliments of Austin's knife.

Mr. G loses a vital chest organ thanks to will's 12-guage.

SMILEY_BOB complains about the n00b cannon while camping in a dark alley.

by Austin Hunt May 14, 2005

Quackity

a drug dealer.

person 1: Quackity is looking mighty suspicious...

person 2: probably because he sells

cocaine

by ..zark March 10, 2021

quakster

A duck-based solution used mainly for cleaning up clogged intertubes.

That site could definitely use some more quakster.

by tha tru q April 26, 2009

Quake 4

Built on the DOOM 3 engine, Quake 4 is the sequel to the ever popular Quake II.

I hope Quake 4 has strafe jumping.

by pray4shi October 1, 2005