Pires

A CLOWN of the highest order. A 'pires' sleeps in his own mess and enjoys fucking goats.

Oi Pires. stop sleeping in your own mess and fucking that goat you fanny!

by Chappers February 12, 2004

Dak Prescott

The name you call someone demanding $40 mil a yr (or any ridiculously large sum of money) despite being slightly above average.

boss- "(insert random schmuck's name)...keep up the good work here, you're doing slightly above average! "

schmuck: "Thank you! can I have a 4000% raise?"

boss- (sips coffee) "go back to to work dak prescott."

by 8th_hour.rex September 16, 2020

canadian birthday present

when a male drugs a female, rapes her, sticks his dick in her mouth, cumshots, then cuts his dick off leaving it in the girls mouth

jeff gave susan a canadian birthday present yesterday

by nick greca March 26, 2009

Purest

The name of the leader of Team SLAG...
The name is achieved by typing 787378 on predicted text...

"Purest"
"Moo..."
"Whats up"
"moo"
"that good eh"
"Moo..."

by Purest April 21, 2005

Present

A women that is a hard catch. Christmas only cums once a year, so why not on a good present. But you have to work the wrapping all year until that day of "christmas", when it is soft enough to penetrate the present.

"He's got a chistmas present"

"lucky bastered"

by Mason Beveridge February 23, 2004

prescott

John Prescott (ex deputy prime minister) has confessed to suffering from bulimia, the eating disorder usually associated with anxious young women.

“I could sup a whole tin of Carnation condensed milk, just for the taste, stupid things like that. Marks & Spencer trifles, I still love them, one of my favourites. I can eat them for ever. Whenever I go to Mr Chu’s in Hull, my favourite Chinese restaurant in the whole world . . . I could eat my way through the entire menu.”

Just going to the toilet to do a Prescott.

by Ingasop April 21, 2008

pares

The gay

What a pares

by Superkamipopo May 17, 2018