Newfie punch

The act of punching open a can of beer. Made famous by the lovely people of Newfoundland, Canada, who are constantly 6 beers ahead of you, no matter how drunk you are.

"Hey Mike, you wanna beer?"

"Sure thing!"

*Mike proceeds to Newfie punch the beer open and drink it

by AvgBro October 27, 2013

alpine punch

A Canadian past time when you shove a fist full if spruce tree needles into someones anus. Once said fist has been inserted, you release the needles and withdraw your hand.

That alpine punch made me shit needles for days.

by Gambeaners November 24, 2013

quail punch

The act of making sweet, passionate love to squirrels in the fashion of Thomas Kinkade.

That gentleman loves to perform quail punch in the presence of others. That's straight up quailin' yo!

by DaddyScranton July 27, 2016

nigger punch

Its when you fucking punch the fuck out of black niggers tits

Here cunt Im gonna nigger punch you Catherine

by gernigerian poodf November 13, 2019

yandere punch

The sound effect when using an Easter egg in Yandere Simulator called Falcon Mode. Yan-chan will draw back her fist, and when she punches, she will yell "Yandere Punch!".

I shall eliminate everyone in Academi High with Falcon Mode. YANDERE PUNCH!!!

by Yes, I'm A Fangirl... June 5, 2019

mobile punching

The keyboard equivalent of keyboard smashing.

Jabbing one's thumbs repetitively and aggressively at the screen to create random gibberish.

"What's that supposed to say?"

"Oh, nothing. Carla is just mobile punching again."

by Miya-chan June 11, 2018

Beg Punch

When you punch a girl in the lower abdomen while she is on her period.

Rhianna was being particularly bitchy during her time of the month, so Chris Brown gave her a Beg Punch to shut her up.

by Death2Hoomanity April 24, 2018