muppet punch

The act of sexually assaulting a person, animal, or object with your fist. This usually consists of a persons fist entering the anal cavity of an unwilling party with ferocious momentum.

Samuel L Jackson has muppet punched his way through every movie he has ever been in.

Your mom loves when I muppet punch her.

by Sensual disfunction May 12, 2016

Madulla Punch

When a man is fucking his partner doggy style and punches his partner in the back of the head (@ the madulla ablongata) when his partner is about to come, making the brain spasm as his partner comes. Also known as a "donkey punch".

Lyndsay has been Madulla Punched one too many times!

by Abraham Madulla August 26, 2010

Punch the custard

1. The Sex
2. How you feel when your pencil lead breaks
3. Yes.

Hey you wanna go punch the custard in my room?

by Captain Custard September 12, 2014

grilla punch

The act of punching someone in the mouth, knocking out their teeth and then face fucking them.

Damn woman, if you don't shut your mouth, I'm gonna grilla punch you!!!

by joeydetuned January 13, 2009

quail punch

The act of making sweet, passionate love to squirrels in the fashion of Thomas Kinkade.

That gentleman loves to perform quail punch in the presence of others. That's straight up quailin' yo!

by DaddyScranton July 27, 2016

cornhole punch

When u ram it in from 27 feet!

Did u hear what happened to steve? Jared cornhole punched him through a window

by Jhox September 21, 2018

Like punch

a like punch is when a girl gives u a little punch on the arm which means she wants to get into your pants

dude1-hey dude i think that girl wants you
dude2- why
dude1- because she just give u a like punch

by airport316 March 31, 2011