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Pansexual

1. Person attracted to frying pans.
2. A word SJW made up, when they realised complexity and discontinuity of whole system they made up before that.
It's basically a Hearthstone card, that lets you silence keywords of someone's, one of million combination's, gender.
1:
Pansexual: This pan is really hot
2:
A: UwU this person pulled the Helisexual Taunt
A: I better pull out my Pansexual Silence to bypass that!
by Patric Peterson February 9, 2020
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Pansexual

Some who doesn't understand the human condition. Thinking they can override millions of years of evolution because they want to be "unique".

Difference between bi and pan. Bi are honest, that they saw something pretty and got to known them.

Pan say they dont see the aesthetics, just a great personality.

Basically the sexual version of I don't see color.

Every relationship is based off personality dumbasses. Shitty people just have shorter relationships or none.
Call me Star, I'm pansexual. So I only like people based off personality. Not social conditioning, evolutionary psychology, or evolutionary biology.
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Pansexual

using pans during sex
my wife and I were pansexual in the bedroom
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dude johns pansexual i didnt know hes wrong
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pansexuality

"pan" means "all" so it's the thought that all forms of sexual activity are equally good and fulfilling. Many consider it weird or even creepy. Includes masturbation, necrophilia, beastiality, adultery, fetishism, and many other things.
"That guy follows pansexuality, it creeps me out."
"Why? It's completely normal."
by suicide.love January 5, 2006
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Pansexual

Being attracted sexually to kitchen ware.
Me: Hey Tom Mann. Are you going out to meet girls this Friday?

Tom: No way, man. I'm pansexual and I just got this sweet new blender that I'm going to get smashy on.
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Sexually identifies as a cast iron pan.
I just cooked these steak using a pansexual.
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