Anal Probe

1. The device used by aliens to analyze the human race through their most vulnerable hole, the anus.

2. A red Ford Probe

ex
1. I swear!! The aliens, they abducted me! And then they ANAL PROBED me!!

2. Guy 1: Even though I have no money, the good ol' Probe gets me where I gotta be.

Guy 2: Haha.. Anal Probe..

by El Holandés Rojo October 26, 2010

Project Twins

When a man gets two diff. women pregnant at the same time.

"Man, you heard about Rob?"
"Nah, what happened?"
"He got Denise & Sherrie pregnant at the same time."
"Ah ha! That nigga havin' 'Project Twins!'"

by Junie P February 23, 2009

Fluffy bullshit project

A high school or college project (usually a poster board display) that is graded mostly based on how it looks.

That algebra project is such a fluffy bullshit project. You'll only get a good grade if you use crayons and glitter.

by Anthony F. June 1, 2006

projects

A place where I live and it is not all that good, but I got a roof over my head.

West Brighton, Park Hill, Stapleton(Staten Island)/ Redhook, Gowanus(Brooklyn)

by Mike May 10, 2003

The Venus Project

New-age communism with an environmental twist.

There are no real differences between The Venus Project and Communism - Both are based on the elimination of money and the class system, the collective ownership of all natural resources, and an economic system that gives to each according to his own need.

It's an idealistic system that would work in a perfect world, but The Soviet Union demonstrated that humans are far from perfect.

by Zer0T October 16, 2011

Home Ec Project

An invention of pure evil, involving sewing.

I have to get my Home Ec project done before Tuesday

by EatThatChocolate October 2, 2009

rectal broomstick extraction procedure

The fine art of getting someone to lighten up a bit. To help change their point of view.

Mr. Smith is so adamant about not letting his daughter Mary date until she is 27 years old, that he needs to have a rectal broomstick extraction procedure performed.

by JackU May 1, 2009