Privilege

A group of Karens.

There's a privilege at customer service demanding to speak to the manager.

by 3d0g May 26, 2020

Wife Privilege

Wife privilege, or wife/common law or girlfriend privilege, is the personal privilege that benefits the husband from her hairdressing skills over non hairdressing experiences in some households, particularly if they are otherwise under the same social, political, or economic circumstances.

Benson: Haircut? What! Everything is closed, how'd you manage that?

Hedges: Wife cut it.

Benson: Wife Privilege, whatever!

by RobbieStJean May 29, 2021

monkey privilege

When your girlfriend gets the privilege to climb you like a monkey

I gave my girlfriend the monkey privilege

by Theejaculator October 5, 2020

pretty privilege

Getting and having more opportunities than others and getting privileges that some people don’t have just because you’re prettier.

Sarah literally has pretty privilege and it literally isn’t even fair!

by fulltimedreamgirl March 21, 2022

Black Privilege

*Black Privilege (noun):*
When benefits, rights, and privileges gained from African American struggles, sacrifices, and activism are transferred to and enjoyed by non-Black individuals and groups, often perpetuating systemic inequality.

"Black Privilege should mean equal rights and protections under Civil Rights Act 1866, but ironically refers to the unfair advantage other groups have claimed from laws originally intended to benefit African Americans."
OR alternatively:
"People realized too late that Black Privilege actually meant others benefiting from laws meant to end Black oppression – a twisted systemic inequality."
OR simplest form:
"Black Privilege: when laws meant for African American equality are exploited by others."

by Black Privilege Matters January 7, 2025

no more sniffing privileges

When someone hides a miis nose

Vernias, while making a Kirby mii: no more sniffing privileges!

by 🌺🌜Sylveon🌛🌺 August 3, 2022

Birth Privilege

Birth Privilege, or born person privilege, is the societal privilege that entitles born persons to advocate for non-born persons to be aborted by their mothers if and when the unborn person becomes a burden to their mother any time before they are born, regardless of whether or not the born person realizes they too were also supposed to be aborted by their mother.

Hey Karen, I’m glad your mom walked out of the abortion clinic before you were born, otherwise you couldn’t join me at the Women’s March this weekend where we’ll be executing our birth privilege to let women know they can only be equal to men if they’re free to abort their unborn offspring!

by 20th Century Blinder August 1, 2022