fail present

A gift that is a total fail and everyone knows it. The receiver obviously hates it. Responses similar to "oh, wow, this is...great... I love it...thaaaanks." are signs that you have given a fail present.

My boyfriend gave me socks for my birthday, such a fail present.

by Avenslove June 3, 2011

Science presentation

science presentation A presentation in science you have to do within 10 minutes but you're writing an urban dictionary definition about the thing you're about to do.

science presentation "Goddangit I have to do that goddang science presentation tomorrow"

by XXLbqqgrill January 25, 2019

I pretend I do not see

When something bad or something that must be kept a secret happens you pretend you didn’t see it at all.

girl a: *kicks man in da balls*
teacher: *turns around as if she did not see cause man deserved that shit*
also teacher: “I pretend I do not see”

by penis enlargement serum December 28, 2020

Prekend

Drinks and general merriment celebrating and leading up to the weekend! Usually begins Friday any time after noon.

"Wanna drink?" "Why not, it's the prekend!"

by Sherbombs October 6, 2011

prebunk

Verb - to debunk lies you know are coming in advance.

The fact checkers were able to prebunk most of the lies they knew Trump would tell before the speech even started.

by Gypsydanger January 8, 2019

canadian birthday present

when a male drugs a female, rapes her, sticks his dick in her mouth, cumshots, then cuts his dick off leaving it in the girls mouth

jeff gave susan a canadian birthday present yesterday

by nick greca March 26, 2009

Present

A women that is a hard catch. Christmas only cums once a year, so why not on a good present. But you have to work the wrapping all year until that day of "christmas", when it is soft enough to penetrate the present.

"He's got a chistmas present"

"lucky bastered"

by Mason Beveridge February 23, 2004