precooked

when your state of mind becomes altered (stupid)due to the fact your mind is preparing for your mind altering drug be it via ; weed, heroin, cocaine and etc.

hey is that a cop car, nope dude your precooked

by bluntman617 February 28, 2009

precides

Presides, being in control of in decision making capacity

The upright will reside in the earth God precides over.

by Hercolena Oliver August 28, 2009

Precipiss

To pee from a high ledge, platform, or other location where a vertiginous urine-waterfall will result.

Oh man, Dave and Buster's did me in last night; I ended up so drunk that I thought taking a precipiss from the third floor of the mall would be a good idea. Hope no innocent bystanders were injured.

by Sir Miles Long June 12, 2010

precooperate

The act of relaxing before what one knows will be a long weekend of drinking.

Person 1: It's Thursday!! Are you going barhopping with us tonight?
Person 2: Nah, it's gonna be a rough weekend... I'm gonna stay home and precooperate.

by SLyMxo December 10, 2010

Precision pisser

Someone usually a man, who can piss standing up into a toilet without lifting the seat up and not getting it on the seat.

Dude your mom is a total precision pisser i watched her doing trick shots in the bar last night what a crazy bitch.

by TheDavester200 August 2, 2011

precomote

The early TV era before most households had color TV and or remote controls

I grew up in the precomote years when the TV picture was black and white and you actuality had to get up to turn it off/on or change the channel.

by Wildthing August 27, 2011

precious metal

an engagement/wedding ring

'special' metals worn on the hand, denoting the 'marking' of ones' (poss. same sex, NOW!!) 'territory'!!

jack was getting some special signals from jen, when he noticed precious metal on her finger.

jane went into the bar after removing her precious metal.

he tried to wow her with precious metal, but got the "bums' rush"

by michael foolsley October 30, 2012