by evan wilde July 26, 2005
Get the Natalie Portman mug.Antonym of prejack, postjack is the capacity, (exclusive to men), to think clearly, make responsible purchase decisions, refuse to comply with the suggestions of hot women, do math, and pass strip clubs without going inside. Typically a momentary, fleeting state that goes away a few minutes "postjack".
Postjack it’s pretty clear to me how much I hate that fucking couch she made me buy, and how – frankly – I’d really like to strangle her goddamn cat… but the feeling usually subsides after a couple minutes, confusion sets in, and I have to go look for my calculator and a dictionary… wait, what was I talking about? I need to go look at redtube.
by Beef Ranger October 22, 2008
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post - after
an - not
ost - bone/boner
ical - of or relating to
Adjective used after an an action that does NOT cause a boner.
an - not
ost - bone/boner
ical - of or relating to
Adjective used after an an action that does NOT cause a boner.
Her postanostical voice kept me unhorny for a week.
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Her unpostanostical walk made it HARD for me to chase after her.
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Her unpostanostical walk made it HARD for me to chase after her.
by Post An Ost Ical November 30, 2009
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Boy, that last Postmodernism post didn’t have a single shit, fuck, piss, dick, cunt or cauliflower in it. I’m gonna rip them a new asshole with a thumbs down!
by Phil Logenist March 12, 2019
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Get the scottish postage stamp mug.The act of masturbation, typically female. A reference to the recent movie Black Swan, in which the plot pretty much revolved around Natalie Portman's masturbatory habits.
Karen: Katie sure has been in her room for a long time.
Liz: She's probably doing the Natalie Portman.
Karen: Oh, that probably explains why she took that underwear catalogue.
Liz: She's probably doing the Natalie Portman.
Karen: Oh, that probably explains why she took that underwear catalogue.
by tccsn11 June 28, 2011
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