lunchtime hokey pokey

The act of leaving school or work to engage in sexual play with one's partner.

John: My girlfriend and I got caught sneaking out of school for some lunchtime hokey pokey.
George: Now THAT'S what it's all about.

by Michelle the Awesome December 29, 2007

hokey pokey

it's what it's all about.

you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around.

by Moogs October 20, 2006

parkey

An ugly girl

Ugh look at parkey

by Llol February 21, 2017

poskey

that one guy who's really over dramatic but isn't gay

oh my god that dramatic hes such a poskey

by #batman69 October 18, 2017

pokey mess

when you get really fucked up the night before and when you wake up you see a huge mess that is all around you

dude i woke up and i saw this huge pokey mess! last nihgt was crazy!

by NikkiFM_AM May 26, 2008

prokey

What Fran calls Sav when she’s being a fucking crackhead. When someone is absolutely crazy, up-the-wall, stupid, insane.

Fran: You’re prokey.
Sav: What’s prokey? Can someone please explain?

by juicymac July 12, 2019

celebrity porker pity project

The Weight Watchers/Nutri-Systems/Jenny Craig/Slim-Fast type ads that feature overweight celebs to rehab back into semi-decent shape and promote their product.Notable porkers include Kirstie Alley,Carrie Fisher,Marie Osmond,Jenny McCarthy,Sarah Ferguson,Valerie Bertinelli,Anna Nicole Smith,Queen Latifah,Dan Marino,Whoopi Goldberg,Don Shula,Tori Spelling,Monica Lewinsky,Kathie Lee Gifford,Ann Jillian,Jason Alexander,and Jennifer Hudson.

It is encouraging to know that,despite having the means to have full time personal fitness coaches,many Hollywood stars resort to the same celebrity porker pity project to lose weight that is available to the common man.

by wolfbait51 November 19, 2011