pootas fruitas

when you take a shit in a fruit and then offer it to someone

pootas fruitas es muy magnifico

by princess lambchop May 13, 2005

poptart

a stupid girl. usually a big druggie who cannot make good choices.
(note: my nick name has been poptart for years.)

in the song "try try try" by smashing pumpkins, he calls the homeless druggie-whore a poptart

"poptart..whats our mission.."

by charrlotte May 15, 2003

Poptart

sugary cracker thing

mmmm, I sure do love me some toasted poptarts in the morning, the key to a perfect breakfast

by TheMoistPopTart April 24, 2021

Indian poptart

When you put your dick between two phones and sit on a traffic cone then pick up the phones and say " Hello my name is Rakesh how may i help you?"

"My brother pulled an Indian Poptart last night, he's in the hospital."

by Seth Henderson November 29, 2016

Dirty poptart

Inserting a poptart between ones buttcheeks to warm up the poptart

I lent my toaster to Steve's dad, so its looks like im having a dirty poptart for breakfast

by godsWork July 15, 2021

piptard

Only applicable on the coolest fora ever:
A fucktard, but the word fuck has been replaced with the word pip, due to annoying censors.

"James Blunt is a piptard."

"You're such a fucking piptard."

by Apparatus October 21, 2007

pootacious

A word used to describe something that sucks, is lame or crappy.

That was the worst movie I ever saw! What a pile of predictable shit that was. God, Matthew Perry is pootacious!

by beautifulbastard August 2, 2009