Chinese Popsicle

The sexual act when the male sits in a buddha position(legs crossed) and the woman sits on his lap while on her period. Turning his genitals red, then she proceeds to give him oral sex.

So my girlfriend asked if we had a popsicle, so i gave her my famous Chinese Popsicle.

by FUNNYM4N August 20, 2011

Meat Popsicle

A mans genitalia; an erect penis being sucked on by a hungry warm mouth.

Last night your mother feasted on my Meat Popsicle and did not waste a drop.

by Wayne O. August 18, 2008

popsicle

What Mandy likes when talking on the phone.

"I can't get on the phone yet."
"Why not?"
"I need a popsicle!"

by Ryan_Ares May 17, 2006

popsicle

What Mandy likes when talking on the phone.

"I can't get on the phone yet."
"Why not?"
"I need a popsicle!"

by Ryan_Ares May 17, 2006

Popsicle Scam

Leaving or getting away from a fishy or shady situation

"Let's blow this popsicle scam"

by Popsicle Scam President March 27, 2009

banana popsicle

doing well in a class or getting an A. meant to be used as an innuendo to confuse and or annoy others.

Bloop: Mr. Xavier gave me a banana popsicle
Ploob: Ooooooh that's the best

by blehemoth August 1, 2013

Human popsicle

When a man slides his bedpost into his asshole and then has his girlfriend such his dick. Hence he is the popsicle and he is being sucked.

Me and my girl were tryna spice it up. I tried to be a human popsicle. Once that post tickled my prostate it was game over.

by Awesome sauce 69 December 2, 2020