Poon Tingle

When your being buttfucked hard, and it send a tingle to the genitals!

hey dude last night i was being fucked hard and my genitals were fucking tingling hardcore! Poon Tingle

by MJGC2112 April 7, 2019

Poon Ticket

Used almost exclusively by men. When a girl sends you a text message that confirms either directly or indirectly that you will get some from her, that message is known as a "Poon Ticket".

Guy 1: *phone goes off, indicating a text message* Dude! I'm getting some tonight!
Guy 2: Show me that text! *steals phone* Oh, damn, show me that Poon Ticket!
Guy 1: ULTISNECIOUS

by Oingo Boingo June 20, 2007

poon flute

A very wide and gaping vagina in which you can blow air across, producing a flute-esque tone.

"You see dat ho Charles?"

"Yeah, what about it?"

"Dat bitch got a poon flute!"

by Dr. Poon January 17, 2009

Poon Thirsty

A man (or female that is into girls) that is on a constant quest for women and specifically tapping poon.

Tiger Woods was rather poon thirsty.

by the real joseph dirte May 11, 2010

poon biscuit

An adoring word for a significant others vagina. Must be used in privacy between a man and his woman. Poon biscuit must never be used in anger or to hurt the feelings of another.

Hey, Babe! When your done with the dishes will you bring me some strawberry jam and that tasty poon biscuit of yours?

by Brantman February 7, 2018

Poon the boon

Anything. It can range from the gross and insulting (I pooned your girlfriend's boon) to the mundane (My car was dirty so I pooned its boon).

"Billy was being a bitch, so I pooned his boon."

"Billy's mom is hot, so I pooned her boon. Twice."

"Billy's dog Blindy is cute, so I pooned its boon."

"I don't appreciate Billy's attitude, so I pooned his boon when he was sleeping. That taught him a lesson."

"Billy, if you don't take that dildo out of your ass right now I'll poon your boon until you're forty!"

"Remember when I pooned the boon all over Billy's rug? That was quite a weekend!"

"Billy's mom will poon your boon for a nickle!"

"Green Day, the greatest band ever, totally poons the boon. Billy, being a stuipd little bitch, does not."

"Billy sucks. Poon the boon!"

by El Gambito December 14, 2004

POON-A-PALOOZA

(N.)
1. An abundance of available, tappable poon.
2. Gettin' it done 42+ times a week.
3. Heaven

Scott: Damn, this poon-drought sucks. I haven't gotten laid in weeks.
Matt: Tell me about it, this calls for a POON-A-PALOOZA!!!!!

by Matt and Scott October 1, 2007