POET

Piss Off Early Today

Used in workplace environment to let others know you are leaving early today.

It's Friday, so I'll POET today.

by xlatia October 4, 2007

Poetry

(n.) (not imit) - the sound an angry Asian mom makes when scolding her kids

Teacher: Where's your piece of poetry, Jonathan?
Jonathan:
Your nose will be red
Your eye will be blue
A cockroach you'll be as dead
When I beat you

by xercmercus July 6, 2019

slam poet

A horrible poet with great stage presense. Any person who uses more than 20 different words ending with "-ied" in their poem.

Person 1: How many more slam poets are we going to have to sit through?
Person 2: Just ten more about inner-city life, fifteen more about a bad relationship, and seven more about how great a slam poet that slam poet is.

by coltrane1 January 16, 2008

poket snake

A long penis that goes into your pants and rapes you.

"Mela! get your poket snake out of my pants"

by jozee May 9, 2006

poet warlord

now/

iff 'if's the middle word in life,'
life without the f-word's a lie,
=>realise i'm an affront to language, a-shag me now.

poet warlord *surreptiously; cravenly eyes tub of marge*

by silencut March 3, 2009

poetry

can be good but usually dumb

wow your poetry could be good but its probably dumb

by JOE BLOW June 17, 2004

ars poetic

derived from the word ars and combined with the word poetic this expressions is genre in poetry that is also used to describe an ars who is intellegent and well educated. In the rarest of cases the ars poetic might actually be a poet.

This guy was looking at me at the pub all night and I thought he looked like an ars, but when he came and talked to me he totally redeemed himself as an ars poetic!

by karenlicious June 27, 2009