player

a man who loves to get in all the girls pants

Baierl is such a player with those fresmen dude.

by Nator October 21, 2006

Prayer pigeon

A hard-on that has become permanent. Apparently derives from priapic.

I have to go the hospital to have my prayer pigeon fixed

by Guermantes June 18, 2011

Prayer of the Refugee

The last hope in a desperate situation, you're last shot to make something work.

Usually works because of the power of sheer desperation.

girl 1: weren't you gonna dump your bf today?
girl 2: yea...but he got down on his knees with a basket of roses and begged me to forgive him...
girl 1: Oh wow. I guess he pulled a prayer of the refugee. You didn't have a chance.

by LosiThai March 5, 2012

Player One Syndrome

The feeling you get when you can no longer distinguish a tangible understanding of reality, you feel that you are at the centre and nothing else is real, like you are player 1 in life and that everything else only exists when you are there and that other people are only NPC's (Non-Player Characters).

I think I'm suffering from Player One Syndrome I cant tell what is real, like I'm Player 1 in my own video game.

by Keneth Palin July 9, 2014

Prayer Meeting

A phrase that means ‘a group of people passing around a joint or sharing other drugs’, used to conceal their true intentions. Also called: Adult Prayer Meeting.

*Dad and Uncle Tim are walking out to the shed*
Kids: “Daddy, where are you and Uncle Tim going?”
Dad: “Were gonna have a Prayer Meeting.. you kids go in the house.”
Kids: “But we wanna pray too.”
Dad: “This is an ADULT Prayer Meeting.”

by Scrodom July 7, 2018

player

someone who dates other people for a short amount of time then leaves them because they never liked them in the first place.

girl 1: hey, that guy ur dating, he's such a player!
girl 2: no way, im breaking up with him

by brokenassbitch November 23, 2019

Player two

When someone (almost always a male) asks you to be their “Player Two” (between 9:00pm & 3:00am at their home) instead of being just a second player on a shared game system usually eludes to “One time” sexual advances, such as making out, reciprocated oral, usually hand-jobs, (you being the said, “player two” with their “joystick/Joy-stick”) But almost never normal sex. It’s mostly common for close friends who are curious, stoned, drunk, pubescent, or sexually closeted. The event usually is kept secret between the two in the form of an inside joke or nickname pertaining to being a—
“Player Two“

“Kendrick— why do you say that Jason is your player two at Halo, he sucks at the controls and your never online?

Danny—he’s my player two because I love shooting the blasters with him...

Jason—(blushing) (pissed) SHUT UP!!!

Kendrick— (confused)

by Qazx gg 12 March 12, 2021